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Xie Xingchen turned into a cannon fodder.
The task given to him by the system is to make the real attacker hate him deeply, thus bringing the real attacker and the sufferer together.
Xie Xingchen: Isn't this simple? Watch me run away from him directly.
The real Gong Kesu was sitting at the top of his WeChat list, so he sent a picture of himself that even his mother didn't recognize.
[Kesu]:?
[Xie Xingchen]: It's me in the photo, aren't you satisfied?
The other person didn't reply, probably because he was disgusted.
He didn't know whether Zhengpai Gongman was dissatisfied, but Xie Xingchen himself was very satisfied.
Then Xie Xingchen imitated the greasy man and harassed him from time to time:
——"Handsome boy, what are you doing?"
——"What?" Replied the other person.
——"See if you miss me too much."
——"..."
——"Handsome guy, where are you going to play on the weekend?"
——"?"
——"Are you shy?"
——"No."
——"Stop pretending, you must have peeked at my WeChat Moments many times. You just like me, right?"
——"..."
——"You keep sending ellipses, are you playing hard to get?"
——"... No."
——"Is this how you get my attention?"
I was trying to catch a fish at work that day. After I sent this message, the other party still didn't reply. It kept showing "the other party is typing".
Xie Xingchen thought that the other party must be having intense inner activities right now, and he was thinking about whether to delete himself.
He looked up and saw his handsome boss staring at him.
Xie Xingchen said quickly: "I'm sorry, boss, I will work hard now!"
Who would have thought that his boss came over and put one hand on the desk and the other on the back of Xie Xingchen's chair condescendingly, trapping him with a sense of oppression.
Then the cold-faced and handsome boss said uncertainly and unskilledly: "Do you want to fall in love with me?"
"Ah?" Xie Xingchen looked away and saw the WeChat page that his boss had placed on his desk.
... It turns out that you, boss, are Ke Su! ! ! ! ! !
"No, no, misunderstanding." Xie Xingchen, who is a strong person on the Internet but a coward in reality, said quickly.
The boss frowned: "I don't believe you when you say angry things."
"...?"
SOS! !
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Later.
Xie Xingchen was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone. When he looked up, he saw Ke Su leaning against the door who had just come out of the bathroom.
The dripping face has sharp edges and corners, and even the lines on his body are beautiful and strong.
The man smiled shyly at him, but said something inappropriate: "Fool, I'm satisfied with what you saw..."
Halfway through the words, Xie Xingchen, who was bounced off the bed, covered his mouth: "Okay, shut up!"
Help! Why try to fight off this person with greasy language in the first place!
Why does this idiot know everything? ! ! ! ! !
Reading guide:
It is a piece of fun and self-liberation, without any intention of targeting, just for the enjoyment of you.
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