Never Play Abstract Again

Meng Le is a live broadcast anchor. ——The kind that is more epileptic. The persona I set for today's live broadcast is that I am divorced and raising two children, working hard to earn money for milk powder. Tomorrow, the persona I will give myself is that of a canary who ran away after being abandoned by the chaos, making money to support herself. The acquired character is that of an innocent college student who owes 50 million yuan in debt. If he doesn't make money to pay off the debt quickly, he will be taken away by the sinister creditor and become his lover (x) Meng Le felt that everyone could tell that this was a joke, so no one would really take this thing seriously, right? [General Manager Qin of AAA Building Materials]: "Anchor Xiaole, you started broadcasting late today? Is the creditor coercing you again?" When Meng Le first saw the private message in the background, he thought that the other party was also here to engage in abstraction with him. After all, this nickname is very similar to Leziren. He made a random reply, and after starting the live broadcast, he went crazy in the live broadcast room. After all, there are only a few dozen people in total. Without the effect of the program, there is no way to sell anything. ——"This spicy strip is really not a lie. My baby has grown two meters tall without drinking milk and eating spicy strips for three months." ——"Have you ever worked on a chicken foot? It's not me. How can it still be so plump after working and being beaten in life?" When the barrage was full of "hahahaha", Mr. Qin, the AAA manager, posted a pinned comment with the grade sign posted in his live broadcast room: "Children should not eat spicy strips." "I understand you, the burden on you is too heavy." [User AAA Building Materials Mr. Qin placed an order for 40 chicken feet] Meng Le: "?" Mr. Qin from AAA Building Materials, you are more abstract than me. - Until one day he was lying in bed and scrolling through his phone to help him sleep. A marketing-style short video came into view. "Surprise! It turns out that all the abstractions made by netizens are for a reason! The handsome and young CEO of a top 100 company is worth more than 100 million, and his online name is actually [General Manager Qin of AAA Building Materials]! In the same format as my sister who loves to make abstractions!" Meng Le sat up in shock while he was dying, and looked at the account screenshots in the short video again and again... The name was the same as the abstract brother in his live broadcast room, the avatar was the same, and the user level was also the same! Unbelieving, he entered his eldest brother's personal account and was horrified to find that the other party had a blue V - corporate CEO certification. He clicked into the private message chat box with Mr. Qin of AAA. ​Two minutes ago. []: "Husband—(yelling, twisting and crawling on the spot doing sit-ups) Thank you husband, boss, for spending today!" "." Meng Le fell into deep thought. When he long-pressed the message to withdraw it—— The other party has read And sent a shy expression. #It turns out that he is really not doing abstraction ​ #You really make me look like a god like this #Wait a minute, Mr. Qin, why did you ask me when we would go together to get the certificate? Abstract slutty words, enthusiastic little sun, cute feelings X Network 2G surfing insulator version-True CEO's pure love brain attack Reading Guide 1. The article is related to the live broadcast of goods, so some [live broadcast barrages] will appear. 2. Fun little sweet article, thank you for supporting the original version. ---------------------------------- Advance collection of "Assistant Xiao Xu (Preparing to Resign Version)" Copywriting: My name is Xu Yi'an, and I am a small assistant. To outsiders, my boss looks handsome and suave. The picture of the long-legged person getting out of the car at the airport has been widely circulated on the Internet for a while. The eight-pack abs exposed in the still are sexy and alluring, and the angular face can be called a model, not to mention that he comes from a good family background. Fans often call him "the one who came down to earth to save the entertainment industry." But work is something like this... If you do it once, you will avoid it. My boss is handsome, but he has a bad temper and gets into trouble a lot. There must be seven ice cubes in the coffee, and the coffee beans are also particular. All clothes are disposable to him, and haute couture is treated the same. It's okay when we're in a good mood, but when we're in a bad mood, we find trouble inexplicably. I want to resign, I really want to resign. If it weren't for the fact that he pays me 25,000 yuan a month, four domestic and international trips a year all-inclusive by the company, plus one month of extra-long paid annual leave, I would really resign. "But... I feel like I can't do it anymore." It is a normal thing to fish at work, especially when the boss is filming, I have nothing to do. So I started playing games on my mobile phone. In the game, I met a very powerful kid brother who led me to improve my scores. A few days after Happy Games, the boss suddenly issued a notice saying that online dating was not allowed, and he also posted a bunch of public account articles about online dating scams. I don't have an online relationship, but I think why should I care about other people's private lives? Divine gold. The crew finished filming, and each actor and teacher prepared souvenirs for the staff. I fell in love with the doll prepared by the second actor actor and teacher, and I took it home as a new toy for the puppy. Not long after I put it in my pocket, I was stopped. The boss said with a dead face that those who had been employed for less than a year were not allowed to take it. I'm speechless. I'm the newest person in the entire studio. I've been working for ten months, but it's just me? Forget it, I plan to take revenge by eating all the crayfish the boss ordered for us. Who told me to have a good temper? The most outrageous thing was yesterday. My brother and I reunited, drank at the barbecue stall in front of my house, drank until we were happy and hooked up, and enjoyed the future of becoming millionaires. The boss appeared out of nowhere and asked me what I was doing. I looked at the date and said today is my holiday. As a result, he dragged me into his car and took me to his house, threw me a stack of documents and asked me to work overtime. I have read the documents and I am not in a hurry to ask for them. He is just trying to make things difficult for me! What can be tolerated by a scholar? Although the salary is considerable, I cannot live without dignity! I don't want the monthly salary of 25,000 yuan... When I got home, my mother called me and said that my old house was demolished and I had just been given three apartments, but that's not the point, each apartment is 120 square meters... It's not because of this: D I decided to report my resignation when I got home. Tomorrow I will slam it on the boss's desk! ----I recommend my friend [Jin Baiyu]'s book "Everyone Who Sees Ghosts Often Knows". Friends who are interested can collect it! Copywriting: Anyone who has seen ghosts often knows that once something gets stuck on you, you can never get rid of it... 1Poisoned by evil spirits After seven years, Chen Gu returned to the Chen family again. Once upon a time, he was a foster child in Chen's family. This time, he came back to see his brother. Chen Shenzhi has not changed at all. He is handsome, gentle and reserved, with a pair of black eyes that always look at him with a smile. But my brother seemed to have changed again. He ate uncooked rice and bloody beef, never slept at night, and didn't like the sunshine during the day. His brother seemed to have turned into a monster... 2Uncle Paper After Shen Zaixi returned from studying abroad, his family went bankrupt. He transformed from an ignorant second-generation rich man into a poor boy. He offended too many people, so he packed up and returned to his ancestral home, the only place that could accommodate him. It was only when I returned home that I found out that there was a young uncle in the family who was knowledgeable, talented, rich and handsome, but he was too rigid and conservative, like an old antique who didn't know how to adapt. At first, Shen Zaixi hoped to hug this uncle's thigh and eat and drink together. As a result, I found that I could no longer stand the other party's stubborn discipline and control. So he decided to run away. That night, he broke the oil lamp in the old house in panic. The red candle was so hot that it lit up the house like cicada wings. Everything turned into old paper. Even his good-looking brother-in-law with handsome features, half of his face was burned off, but he still stared straight at him, his features still gentle even as the flames burned. Shen Zaixi fled in embarrassment But after that No matter where he goes, there's always something Like a shadow. 3Fish beads Qin Sheng was ordered by the emperor to go to a coastal fishing village to find the legendary fish beads. He was warmly received by the people in this village. He liked this beautiful village and the kind people very much. Unfortunately, there was no news about Yuzhu. Later, the young man with disabled legs who lived by the sea quietly told him The fish beads are not in the village, but in the belly of the fish Every year, in order to get rewards from the emperor, the villagers fished wildly and disembowel themselves to get pearls. That night, Qin Sheng had a strange dream. He was dragged into the sea. The young man with disabled legs revealed a pair of strange pearl-colored fish tails in the deep water. Under the blurry water, the soft scales on the young man's lower abdomen were all rolled up, and there was an ugly and strange scar from the upper edge to his belly. … Purpose: Harvest growth and realize dreams through continuous efforts.