Copywriting: [New unlimited streaming experience, a two-way journey of weirdness and humanity to worship the world~]
At the beginning, Xia Mian, who had just entered the dungeon, was determined to be a high-quality and emotionally intelligent player who could live long enough to retire from the dungeon smoothly.
As a Caiji, you have to grow secretly when no one is paying attention, and don't be cowardly or panic when someone is paying attention.
When you should act like a boss, pretend to be a boss. If you say you are a newbie, you will be a newbie immediately. Remember that the identities in the game copy are all given by you, and strive to be an old player who can surprise everyone/weirdly when you finally retire.
The main focus is to be an actor who becomes strong when encountering strong situations and becomes weak when encountering weak situations. His strength is unknown.
This is how Xia Mian sets goals for herself.
But the reality is.
"Xia Mian? I'm lucky enough to have downloaded the same dungeon as him. All I can say is don't get close to him, or you will become unlucky."
"Failure to pass the level is just bad luck, and there is a high probability that there will be a buffer of several dungeons. But Xia Mian, he wants everyone to die together... What I am talking about is that the three parties, the person, the weird and the dungeons, will die together."
"He is very fine, but I just want to say back off."
"Did you see the only requirement for our next team battle dungeon recruitment? Xia Mian and dogs are not allowed to join the team."
Dungeon players' impressions of Xia Mian: Suspected to be a player harvester carefully cultivated by the monster camp, negative reviews.
"Welcome new players... Why are you here again? Don't you understand what a sense of margin is?"
"Garbage aestivation, even deceptive."
"Compared to you, I can be regarded as a representative of the beautiful and kind-hearted."
The impression of Xia Mian by the strange people in the dungeon: It is suspected to be a strange and powerful weapon carefully cultivated by the player camp, and the review is negative.
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"Being able to clear the game will grant you a wish. What wish do you wish for?"
"I used to think I could retire from dungeons, but now I feel like I can do it again."
"I feel that I can borrow another five hundred years from the game and continue to play copies of the game for five hundred years - one of me and the game has to go first, so why can't I inherit the legacy of the game?"
Game: Get out, get out of here together with this beast next to you.
The copywriting was established on July 6, 2024.
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PS: The copywriting is a pain in the ass, please bear with me and I will revise it.
To put it simply, you won't suffer any loss if you click to collect. My brain is online the whole time this time~
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Pre-collection: "What's wrong with just wanting to be a rice cook and become an immortal"
Copywriting: There is an ordinary Xiuxian University here.
Here are a group of ordinary cultivators who are good to others.
There is an ordinary alchemist in the alchemy department of the ordinary Xiuxian University.
The alchemist's surname is Dong Miao, and his grades have always been at the bottom of the department.
For him, the advanced subject of alchemy can be described as a black eye. The scumbag decided to give up on elixirs and pick up his favorite big iron pot. Even after graduation, he would definitely not starve to death.
Ordinary Dong Miao thought that she could hone her cooking skills in her daily life and have a clear employment goal after graduation.
Ever since.
The ordinary story found a new track.
Then.
"I used to be kind to others, but now, kindness cannot be eaten as food. Don't blame me for being cruel!"
"If your spells are not good, don't blame others for their good skills. If you talisman cultivators can't make a living, what does it have to do with our weapon refining! Get out of the way, I want to work!!"
"Okay, okay, you're all shameless, right? Don't blame us!"
"I'm determined to eat the beef noodles today! It's no use even if the gods come!!"
Question: Have you ever worked hard for something in your life?
Answer: Thank you for the invitation. All the teachers and students in the school are risking their lives in order to eat.
Dong Miao said that Wen Dao has different skills and specializations. If you follow the right track, you can not only succeed in cultivation, but also get a beautiful boyfriend. This business is really a sure profit.
However, in fact.
"He used to be my boyfriend, but now, he is my lifelong enemy!"
"I saw it, he can still order food, he can still order food!!"
"Scheming, so scheming!"
"How much I liked his appearance at first, but now I hate his face so much. Dong Miao must have been deceived by using his face to eat."
PS: The full text is lively and exciting, and cultivating immortality requires attention to fireworks.
The copywriting was established on September 21, 2024.
Don't miss it if you're passing by. I'm a super sweet dog. You're definitely right to choose me~~
Intention: Strengthen your faith and run towards the sun
Reader comments
Woohoo, congratulations on the completion! (Why so fast?) The husband and wife's twenty-year question is so sweet and funny! Like~
"Becoming a Jinshi at the age of fourteen" is a big bug for the author~
The person who tops the provincial examination is Juren, and then the Juren can take part in the general examination to become a Jinshi. Damn, you should know more about it before writing.
The love brain is a treasure in the world! ! ! I will always love Mrs. Duck! ! !
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Woohoo, congratulations on the completion! (Why so fast?) The husband and wife's twenty-year question is so sweet and funny! Like~
"Becoming a Jinshi at the age of fourteen" is a big bug for the author~ The person who tops the provincial examination is Juren, and then the Juren can take part in the general examination to become a Jinshi. Damn, you should know more about it before writing.
The love brain is a treasure in the world! ! ! I will always love Mrs. Duck! ! !
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
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