Copywriting: [Put the advance collection at the bottom~]
As a war correspondent, Duan Xingbai dreams of being a salted fish that can be fed and raised by others when he wakes up.
Then he traveled through time.
He became the legendary fourth prince of a certain dynasty who was raised in a Taoist temple for fourteen years as a "stupid and lacking in wisdom".
Duan Xingbai thought he was taking a palace battle script. After all, what does it mean to be a "silly" prince living in the royal family? It means that as long as you don't work hard, you can be a happy salted fish - the kind that eats royal food!
Ever since.
Duan Xingbai, who was welcomed back to the palace without fighting or grabbing, was welcomed back by all the princes:
The eldest prince: "Fourth brother is really a considerate and good brother."
Second Prince: "Keep it!"
Third Prince: "I agree with the eldest brother."
Fifth Prince: "Hehe."
Duan Xingbai, who consciously reached a consensus with his brothers that he would definitely be able to live a salty life in the future, accidentally discovered that his cronies were working harder and harder one day.
He originally wanted to persuade his cronies not to follow him, but to rush to the Ming Lord early - the kind that any prince other than him could do.
"? Your Highness, haven't you decided to ascend the throne? If we don't work hard, how can we share your worries in the future!" A certain confidant who also wanted to be a salty fish said wearing a mask of pain.
Duan Xingbai: "..."
Duan Xingbai: "Come here and explain your words to me clearly."
Then.
Duan Xingbai understood.
This throne is both hot and hot.
If he doesn't work hard, he will really be given the throne collectively by other hard-working brothers who don't want to ascend the throne.
Version two:
Q: Have you ever risked your life for anything?
Answer: Thank you for the invitation. I am working hard not to ascend the throne.
"Father! Sons and ministers like men!" Duan Xingbai gritted his teeth and howled when the important ministers gathered together and the princes and emperors gathered together.
It is impossible for a prince with cut sleeves to ascend the throne!
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Duan Xingbai thought so, but neither the emperor nor the princes nor the important officials in the court seemed to have heard it.
Duan Xingbai thought his voice was too soft and no one heard him, so he repeated it again.
"I heard it, I heard it. No matter what the matter, I don't care if you like a bear." The father of a certain cheap emperor waved his hand impatiently, "Don't bring your son and daughter... Son's personal affairs to the Jinluan Palace. Didn't you see that everyone is busy?"
Duan Xingbai: "..."
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
Or should I leave?
#How did this strange dynasty last for so many generations without closing down#
#Why don't you follow the script of the palace drama#
#Tired, destroy it, I can't be a salted fish and you can't even think about it! #
.......
Demining: The setting is that no one wants to ascend the throne. If you want to watch a serious palace fighting drama, you can leave. The setting is as private as a mountain. The protagonist goes smoothly without being abusive. In the time-travel story, we talk about convincing people with 'virtue'.
Important points: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet again in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~
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Pre-receipt: "What's wrong with just wanting to catch a fish"
Copywriting:
Gu Mumu, who likes fishing, is a poor little man who has no reputation in fishing forums.
While others come back with a full harvest from fishing, he has never caught a fish larger than the size of a palm.
But for him, he just doesn't believe in evil, and he doesn't do all the fancy stuff that fishing guys do, chanting spells and consecrating fishing rods. He firmly believes that as long as he perseveres, sooner or later he will be able to catch a fish bigger than the fish caught by the strongest king in the entire forum!
Ever since.
One day, the first shot came down - so heavy! It must be a big fish!
Gu Mumu's eyes lit up instantly.
However, what was caught was:
"Oh, you caught me, and I will be your fish from now on~ I ask for a little basil leaves to be added to the fish food, otherwise I won't eat it~"
Plop.
Gu Mumu unceremoniously kicked the strange guy he caught, whose upper body was a human and lower body was a fish, who claimed to be a beautiful mermaid from the West, back into the sea.
Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! He downloaded the national anti-fraud app!
The next day.
Another shot was thrown down - so heavy! It must be a big fish!
Gu Mumu's eyes lit up again.
However.
"Did you make this bait yourself? It's really delicious. Oh, by the way, you caught me and I will be yours from now on..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Mumu pushed this guy who was wearing gauze and looked really beautiful and claimed to be a local shark man back into the sea.
Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! ! He downloaded the national anti-fraud app!
Then it's the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day...
"Brave young man, are you fishing for this Golden River God, this Galaxy God, or me, an ordinary River God?"
"I also think this bait is good. There is no false propaganda in the forum communication~ Boy, do you want to spend a happy night with me? Hey, hey, hey, don't kick me, I'm a dragon!"
"Can you put more chili pepper in the bait? Oh, by the way, my name is Leviathan, a young man from the East. Let's make friends!"
More and more strange creatures were caught, but the big fish Gu Mumu wanted never appeared.
Until one day, he fished out a man named Hades wearing a black cloak.
"Now that you have caught Pluto, you are Pluto's (me) person." Hades said calmly while pulling Gu Mumu's fishing rod.
"..."
"You should be more confident!" Gu Mumu threw the fishing rod angrily and shook his mobile phone crazily, "You are an anti-fraud app, why didn't you remind me before fishing?! I want the fish, I want the fish, I want the big fish. What are the things that are caught here!"
Later, Gu Mumu found out that he had been deceived by an anti-phishing website and downloaded a fake national anti-fraud app.
#Have you downloaded the national anti-fraud app today#
#You must download the national anti-fraud app from formal channels#
Intention: The world is so big, if you don't work hard, how can you have time to go around?
Reader comments
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Who is as free as me to read the entire article and read the comments page after page? This is the first article I read by the author. The content is really cute. I am a diver who just wants to see the sweetness. After reading a lot of comments, I feel like I feel sorry for the author who worked so hard to type. The whole text is so sweet that I am so happy, so happy. And when I read other articles, I realized that it's a good thing that I read this article first, otherwise I wouldn't be able to understand the little easter eggs in other articles. I commented just to praise Yan Ye Da Da. Hum~~
There are so many articles about Devil Nanny. I finally read a few of them here in Jinjiang.
So innocent, so stupid, so cute
Is there still a chance to see Duan Commentary?
Oh my god, please stop.
"Broken" is a big bug for the author~
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It's interesting, but when I look at the title, I think it's be.
It turns out that this is the cause and effect
Where does the quality of food that is eaten by ghosts go?
Since he can't communicate directly by speaking, has the protagonist tried traditional communication methods such as Ouija Board or Pen Fairy?
Emmm... This development
"Lean down and salute" is a big bug for the author~
Reading this big article, let me remind you in advance that she is an all-rat author who likes to add her own original infatuation attack. She has better martial arts than Zhan Zhao, is more handsome than Zhan Zhao, has a higher status than Zhan Zhao, and has more power-mindedness than Zhan Zhao. Then she forced Zhan Zhao to be a scumbag in the later period. Obviously, cat and mouse have gone through so much in the past. In order to make way for the original attack, she wrote it as a cat. He was cowardly towards Xiao Bai, and the original attack used Zhan Zhao's future to threaten to get the mouse's body, and then sow discord between cats and mice. Xiao Bai turned around and fell into the arms of the original attack who forced him. After falling into the arms of others, he couldn't forget the cat in his heart, and met and contacted him in private. This kind of article, but it may also require cat and mouse traffic, so just use the cat and mouse tag.
Who is as free as me to read the entire article and read the comments page after page? This is the first article I read by the author. The content is really cute. I am a diver who just wants to see the sweetness. After reading a lot of comments, I feel like I feel sorry for the author who worked so hard to type. The whole text is so sweet that I am so happy, so happy. And when I read other articles, I realized that it's a good thing that I read this article first, otherwise I wouldn't be able to understand the little easter eggs in other articles. I commented just to praise Yan Ye Da Da. Hum~~
There are so many articles about Devil Nanny. I finally read a few of them here in Jinjiang.
So innocent, so stupid, so cute
Is there still a chance to see Duan Commentary?
Oh my god, please stop.
"Broken" is a big bug for the author~ collapse
It's interesting, but when I look at the title, I think it's be.
It turns out that this is the cause and effect
Where does the quality of food that is eaten by ghosts go? Since he can't communicate directly by speaking, has the protagonist tried traditional communication methods such as Ouija Board or Pen Fairy?
Emmm... This development
"Lean down and salute" is a big bug for the author~
"Illustrated." This is a big bug for the author~