The Years When I Was the Chosen One

[We are so lucky to meet each other here. Fat friends, please support the genuine duck~] [The follow-up article "My Years as a Teacher at Western Non-human College" has been published~Don't miss it if you pass by~ Come and support~] Copywriting of this article: Tao Juze, who was bullied by his colleagues, happily resigned and returned to his hometown to farm after killing his colleagues. When he returned to the village, he originally wanted to lead the whole village to become rich and prosperous, but after accidentally discovering the shocking truth about the inhumanity of the whole village, he unexpectedly (forced) made a vow to lead the whole village to earn merit points, and he would be struck by lightning if he failed. In such a miserable (un)sufficient situation, Tao Juze began to develop in the direction of Tao Bapi. From then on, he worked hard every day to find ways to lead the whole village to get rich and earn merit points. Since then, a group of mysterious anchors named after the village suddenly appeared in the Chinese live broadcast industry. They show off their skills, show off their good looks, and are so cute that they even sell items in live broadcasts in quantities based on their mood that day. They are very unique. Since then, netizens have been chasing behind these mysterious anchors every day, crying and waving their small bills, begging them to start broadcasting and sell things actively. From then on, big bosses from all walks of life in China have been dreaming about how to poach the corner of this village. The industry giants said with great pride: As long as you can dance well with the hoe, you can always poach the corner. Later, the giants hugged each other and cried together: Why is it so difficult for people in your village to dig? Why can't they dig even though the gold shovel, silver shovel and ordinary shovel are all broken? Tao Juze: I just smiled and said nothing. Finally, a stamped document was issued: The people in your village have been confiscated and become state property. Tao Juze: Confiscated? Are they treated the same as pandas? ..... After a long time, Tao Juze touched the roaring dog's head and sighed: I'm so stupid, really. I dug a hole, jumped in, and then shouted so and so to add two handfuls of soil to me in the hole. Yang Jian:...... Demining: Su Shuang has a golden finger in the full text. The plot and logic go hand in hand. The thick and long plot contains emotional scenes that the author racked his brains to squeeze in. ． ． ． Copywriting of the follow-up article [My Years as a Teacher in Western Non-human College]: As an exchange teacher between the East and the West, Yang Zeling came to the Unbounded College founded by the Western God to take up the post. On the first day he took office, he was "forced" to discover that all the students in this college were really thorny. The kind with a sharper head than a hedgehog. So: "It's classic overeating." "A student who has not learned the eight honors and eight shames is an immature student." "You are already mature parents and you need to learn to talk to your children on your own." "The land is not planted well, the pigs are not raised well, and the rice is not cooked well. This class of students is really the worst class I have ever taught." Teacher Yang has shown 200% professionalism and is bound to teach the lovely students what it means to respect teachers. "Study hard and make progress every day. Students in the East all understand this principle." "It's the father's fault whether you raise or educate a child. Parents in the East all know this." All the faculty and staff of Wujie: Mysterious Eastern academics! The mysterious oriental teacher! A certain attacker who is always on the front line of eating melons and refuses to be late and never misses: [Cracking melons in hand. JPG] Ever since—— "Is the melon delicious?" "..." "As the best fish in the melon field, have you figured out how to get into the frying pan?" "..." ... After graduating from the Drama Academy, Yaizi must report that he is a Buddhist rapist. Please collect [the years when I was a teacher at the Western Non-human College], my little fat friends, I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭Remember to collect the author by the way~ Purpose: to make a fortune and become well-off