A Passerby's Guide to Eating Melon

Copywriting: [This article does not allude to any reality. This article has avoided all reality. Even the word "human" has been erased by Gouzi. The entire article is nonsense. Please do not make any comparisons with reality. It is for entertainment only. Good news: Ye Yunlou has traveled through time. Bad news: He has entered a three-thousand-story book of sadomasochism in which he loves her, she loves him, and he loves him again. Good news: Ye Yunlou decided to stay away from the storyline. Bad news: The script rejected Ye Yunlou's application to stay away, and told the other party that you are now a king, and you must fight to the end. Good news: Ye Yunlou is a passerby. Bad news: The butterfly fluttered its wings, and the protagonist, villain, and cannon fodder all noticed King Yu jumping up and down to eat melons. Good news: Ye Yunlou single-handedly changed the storyline of sadomasochism. Bad news: The changes have gone too far, and the story of sadistic love has turned into a script about a bunch of idiots gathering to eat melons. At the end. "I'm so stupid, really, how can there be a free meal in this world?" "How about we cry somewhere else? I think the bedroom is fine." "I want to be quiet." "Just miss me, who is Jingjing?" "... Climb." "I really want to climb, but the review doesn't agree." Ye Yunlou in the early stage: My fate is up to me. Ye Yunlou in the later period: Can you give me a chance to regret it? "Loulou, look at this golden cage, it completely matches your aesthetics." "... I'm just kidding. It's impossible to regret it, and it's impossible to beat me to death. Don't pull my clothes, the review is watching you." The copy was established on February 26, 2023, and was inspired by the author himself who suddenly wanted to take a bite of home-grown food. Demining: There are a lot of private settings, the protagonist is smooth sailing and not abusive at all. Don't ask about logic. Without logic, it is all nonsense, and there is no conspiracy. The whole process is nonsense because I am a dog and I am just talking nonsense. Key point: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~ Let's hit the key points: The world is so beautiful, so smile more. Ps: My little chubby friends can click into the column to directly bookmark this article or search for the author's name. I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭Remember to bookmark the author~ Pre-collection: "Don't Come Over [Unlimited]" Copywriting: At the beginning, Xia Mian, who had just entered the dungeon, was determined to be a high-quality and emotionally intelligent player who could live long enough to retire from the dungeon smoothly. As a rookie, you have to grow secretly when no one is paying attention. Don't be shy or panic when someone is paying attention. When you should pretend to be a boss, pretend to be a boss. If you say you are a newbie, you will be a newbie immediately. You must remember that the identity in the game copy is given by yourself, and strive to be an old player who can surprise everyone/strange when you finally retire. The main focus is to be an actor who becomes strong when encountering strong situations and becomes weak when encountering weak situations. His strength is unknown. This is how Xia Mian sets goals for herself. But the reality is. "Xia Mian? I'm lucky enough to have downloaded the same dungeon as him. All I can say is don't get close to him, or you will become unlucky." "Failure to pass the level is just bad luck, and there is a high probability that there will be a buffer of several dungeons. But Xia Mian, he wants everyone to die together... What I am talking about is that the three parties, the person, the weird and the dungeons, will die together." "He is very fine, but I just want to say back off." "Did you see the only requirement for our next team battle dungeon recruitment? Xia Mian and dogs are not allowed to join the team." Dungeon players' impressions of Xia Mian: Suspected to be a player harvester carefully cultivated by the monster camp, negative reviews. "Welcome new players... Why are you here again? Don't you understand what a sense of margin is?" "Garbage aestivation, even deceptive." "Compared to you, I can be regarded as a representative of the beautiful and kind-hearted." The impression of Xia Mian by the strange people in the dungeon: It is suspected to be a strange and powerful weapon carefully cultivated by the player camp, and the review is negative. ……. "Being able to clear the game will grant you a wish. What wish do you wish for?" "I used to think that I could retire from dungeons, but now I feel like I can do it again. I feel that I can borrow another five hundred years from the game and continue to play dungeons for five hundred years - one of me and the game has to go first, so why can't I inherit the legacy of the game?" Game: Get out, get out of here together with this beast next to you. The copywriting was established on July 6, 2024. ..... PS: The copywriting is a pain in the ass, please bear with me and I will revise it. To put it simply, you won't suffer any loss if you click to collect. My brain is online the whole time this time~ The copywriting was established on July 6, 2024. ..... PS: The copywriting is a pain in the ass, please bear with me and I will revise it. To put it simply, you won't suffer any loss if you click to collect. My brain is online the whole time this time~ Enter the column to get a chatty dog! ~I love you, pen refill (づ￣3￣)づ Mission: We must persevere in the face of adversity and we will eventually see the dawn of victory.