What's Wrong with Just Wanting to Catch a Fish?

Copywriting: [Advance payment is placed at the bottom] Gu Mumu, who likes fishing, is a poor little man who has no reputation in fishing forums. While others come back with a full harvest from fishing, he has never caught a fish larger than the size of a palm. But for him, he just doesn't believe in evil, and he doesn't do all the fancy stuff that fishing guys do, chanting spells and consecrating fishing rods. He firmly believes that as long as he perseveres, sooner or later he will be able to catch a fish bigger than the fish caught by the strongest king in the entire forum! Ever since. One day, the first shot came down - so heavy! It must be a big fish! Gu Mumu's eyes lit up instantly. However, what was caught was: "Oh, you caught me, and I will be your fish from now on~ I ask for a little basil leaves to be added to the fish food, otherwise I won't eat it~" Plop. Gu Mumu unceremoniously kicked the strange guy he caught, whose upper body was a human and whose lower body was a fish, and who claimed to be from the Nordic Union, back into the sea. Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! He downloaded the anti-fraud app! The next day. Another shot was thrown down - so heavy! It must be a big fish! Gu Mumu's eyes lit up again. However. "Did you make this bait yourself? It's really delicious. Oh, by the way, you caught me and I will be yours from now on..." Before he finished speaking, Gu Mumu pushed this guy who was wearing gauze and looked really beautiful and claimed to be a local shark man back into the sea. Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! ! He downloaded the anti-fraud app! Then it's the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day... "Brave young man, are you fishing for this Golden River God, this Galaxy God, or me, an ordinary River God?" "I also think this bait is good. There is no false propaganda in the forum communication~ Boy, do you want to spend a happy night with me? Hey, hey, hey, don't kick me, I'm a dragon!" "Can you put more chili pepper in the bait? Oh, by the way, my name is Leviathan, a young man from the East. Let's make friends!" More and more strange creatures were caught, but the big fish Gu Mumu wanted never appeared. Until one day, he fished out a man named Hades wearing a black cloak. "Now that you have caught Pluto, you are Pluto's (me) person." Hades said calmly while pulling Gu Mumu's fishing rod. "..." "You should try your best!" Gu Mumu threw the fishing rod down angrily and shook his cell phone frantically, "You are an anti-fraud app, why didn't you remind me before taking the rod?! I want fish, I want fish, I want big fish. What are the things you catch!" Later, Gu Mumu found out that he had been deceived by an anti-phishing website and downloaded a fake anti-fraud app. #Have you downloaded the anti-fraud app today# ​#Download the anti-fraud app from formal channels# ​#anti-fraud app, your caring and loyal partner# The copy was established on July 26, 2022. The inspiration came from the author himself who couldn't catch fish. The author would like to say to every friend who loves fishing. If you really can't catch fish, just go to the wet market and buy two. There is no shame in it, really. (Secretly wiping away tears. JPG Demining: There is a mountain of personal settings, the protagonist is smooth sailing and does not abuse him at all. He can't even catch a big fish, so what's the point of science? As long as he gives the fish, everything is easy. Key point: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~ Key points: The next one is an anti-fraud app. The icon is neat and conspicuous and does not take up memory. There are so many bad guys and there are so many scams now. The anti-fraud app will escort your small wallet all the way. It is your warm little friend and your caring exclusive butler... Next one! Qiuqiu, you guys are gone! ! Ps: My little chubby friends can click into the column to directly bookmark this article or search for the author's name. I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭Remember to bookmark the author~ Pre-receipt: "What's wrong with just wanting to be a passerby" Copywriting: Good news: Ye Yunlou, who saved a whole car but failed to save himself, got a chance to live a new life. Bad news: He has entered a third-rate story book in which he loves him, loves him, loves him again, and has deep sadomasochism. Good news: Ye Yunlou is a passerby. Bad news: The butterfly trembled its wings, and both the protagonist, villain and cannon fodder noticed him. Good news: Ye Yunlou decided to stay away from the storyline. Bad news: The script rejected Ye Yunlou's application to stay away, and also gave a gift package of intimate stickers for all members, the kind of forced binding. Good news: Ye Yunlou single-handedly changed the storyline of sadomasochism. Bad news: The changes have gone too far, and the story of sadistic love has turned into a script about a bunch of idiots gathering to eat melons. At the end. "I'm so stupid, really, how can there be a free meal in this world." "Stop crying, how about crying somewhere else?" "Get out!" "Get out of your heart, okay?" "Climb!" "I really want to climb, but the review doesn't agree." Ye Yunlou in the early stage: My fate is up to me! Ye Yunlou in the later period: Can you give me a chance to regret it? "Yunlou, look at this golden cage. Is it big and beautiful?" "... I'm just kidding. It's impossible to regret it, and it's impossible to beat me to death. Don't pull my clothes, the review is watching you!" The copy was established on February 26, 2023, and was inspired by the author himself who suddenly wanted to take a bite of home-grown food. Demining: There are a lot of private settings, the protagonist is smooth sailing and not abusive at all. Don't ask about logic. Without logic, it is all nonsense, and there is no conspiracy. The whole process is nonsense because I am a dog and I am just talking nonsense. Key point: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~ Let's hit the key points: The world is so beautiful, so smile more. Ps: My little chubby friends can click into the column to directly bookmark this article or search for the author's name. I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭Remember to bookmark the author~ Intention: Persistence is victory, always run towards hope