Why Is the Immortal Venerable Like That?

This is a world... without law or morality, where cultivators run rampant and beasts devour people.

The transmigrator Lanni crawled out of a mass grave. When she looked down at the river and saw the deep, horrific scar on her face, down to the bone, she knew it was true.

It didn't matter. As long as she could survive, she didn't mind living like a lump of mud. She staggered to Mudpond Village and put down roots in the humblest way, speaking and acting with caution in this dark world, never daring to let her guard down for even a day.

Then one day, the world suddenly changed its tune.

She could go hiking and find ancient spirit herbs hidden beside the trail.

An ancient spirit beast could lie by the roadside, then willingly accept her as its master after she gave it a drink.

Even a radiant, handsome immortal Venerable could suddenly arrive on auspicious clouds to ask for her hand in marriage.

It was as if... the dark, harsh realism had suddenly turned into a third-rate romantic comedy.

Lanni was deeply confused.

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In his previous life, Diwu Fengming was born with a jade in his mouth, accompanied by a supreme bone and six-pupil eyes. He should have climbed the heavenly ladder and ascended to the immortal realm by the age of twenty.

But his supreme bone was ripped out and his six-pupil eyes destroyed. The heaven's favored son fell from the clouds.

With nowhere left to turn, he collapsed at the entrance to Mudpond Village, where Lanni, her face marked with knife scars, rescued him.

Two people who had lost everything married and spent the rest of their lives together at the very bottom of society.

A hundred years later, Diwu Fengming held Lanni's hand and died with a smile. When he opened his eyes, he had returned to the age of five. His supreme bone was still intact, his six-pupil eyes undamaged, and his constitution complete. He was a once-in-a-generation cultivation genius, the very best in the cultivation world.

When he ascended to immortality at twenty, the gates of the immortal realm opened to welcome him, but he rode his auspicious clouds straight back to the mortal world.

"Honey! I'm here!"

Theme: Work hard at building a life together in the real world