The Hilarious Fake Young Master Takes on Everyone

Advance Preview: A Hundred Feet Up a Perilous Tower (Infinite World) Sharp-tongued, deranged, theatrical exorcist bottom x deranged, scheming, eccentric top who treats the world like a game The blurb is below the main story blurb. Xia Zhiyu was munching on snacks and watching the commotion on a pedestrian overpass when he heard that someone had accidentally fallen into the water. The crowd shoved him, and suddenly he was caught up in it too. After choking on seawater for the third time, he magnificently transmigrated into a book. It was a melodramatic novel, and he was the fake young master. He had barely transmigrated when the real young master was brought home. On a stormy, rainy night, Xia Zhiyu was driven out of the house like a stray dog. Everyone knew Xia Zhiyu was spoiled and willful, with a benevolent face and a venomous heart. If he had fallen so low, he had no one to blame but himself. The real young master came over under an umbrella to mock him. "Want to come home? Bark like a dog and I'll let you." What a great deal! Xia Zhiyu answered without a second thought. "Woof?" The real young master's face turned red with anger. "You, you... You're really..." "Shameless, ungrateful, worse than a pig or a dog." Xia Zhiyu had no qualms about insulting himself. "Is that enough? Want me to say a few more?" The real young master tossed his umbrella aside, and Xia Zhiyu swaggered back inside with perfect justification. Ever since Xia Zhiyu was kicked out of the house that time, the real young master had noticed he was getting more and more shameless, while their wealthy parents had also started treating him better. When he knocked on Xia Zhiyu's bedroom door at their mother's request, Xia Zhiyu was sprawled across his bed, snacks in one hand and a sugary soda in the other, happily watching a show. He had no sense at all of being dependent on someone else's hospitality. He cleared his throat. "Are you going to tomorrow night's banquet?" "Yep." Xia Zhiyu didn't even look up. Alarm bells rang in the real young master's head. "Why are you going? It's a family banquet. You'll just get mocked to your face!" Xia Zhiyu blinked. "For the free food." The real young master: ... During the banquet, Xia Zhiyu traded a few barbs with some awful relatives. Later that night, unable to make out the license plate, he got into the wrong taxi. It turned out to be the car of Xia Yunqi, the original body's fake older brother, who had been raised abroad since childhood to become the heir. From the back seat, Xia Yunqi reminded him, "Your taxi is up ahead." Xia Zhiyu said, "Oh," and was about to get out when the driver turned around and addressed Xia Yunqi as "Mr. Xia." So Xia Zhiyu closed the door and sat back down. Xia Yunqi couldn't help asking, "Why aren't you getting out?" Xia Zhiyu: "I need to latch onto a powerful backer. I don't mind putting up with a little inconvenience." Xia Yunqi: ... Important content warnings!!!! 1. If you demand flawless prose, don't click. The author is still honing their writing. 2. One-on-one romance, both are virgins, and they aren't on the same household register. It's also both their first relationship. 3. The real young master isn't a bad person, just a little foolish and very genuine. He's a great bestie. 4. Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending. Repeating it three times because it's important. 5. The cover is original artwork. 6. The author likes throwing in memes, so please don't take them as references to real life. 7. Short story, around 150,000 to 160,000 characters, and not very logical. Next book preview (●, ●) Sharp-tongued, deranged, theatrical exorcist bottom x deranged, scheming, eccentric top who treats the world like a game Huai Weilou is the last exorcist in the world. After getting into the wrong car, he enters an infinite world of Chinese-style horror. He can only survive by earning enough experience points. But because of his sharp tongue, he offended the System and started with a negative score. Most people would be wailing in despair, but Huai Weilou was different. He rubbed his hands excitedly. "What a coincidence! This is right up my alley!" As a newcomer, Huai Weilou exploits loopholes in the System while pulling off all sorts of crazy stunts, shouting things like, "Zombies are corpses too! Everyone slap a talisman on them, string them together, and make them hop around!" This catches the attention of Ji Shiyu, the strange-world administrator. You sabotage my dungeon, and I'll make a mess of your work. Nobody gets to have a good time! The result: [The strange-world administrator has sent you a side quest: Within ten minutes, put on the cat-eared maid outfit beside you and flirt with the administrator.] [The strange-world administrator has sent you a side quest: Within ten minutes, kiss the administrator on the lips.] [The strange-world administrator has sent you a side quest: Within ten minutes, make a loud declaration of love to the administrator for half an hour. Remember, it has to come from the heart.] And then, finally: [The strange-world administrator has requested to view your naked body...] Huai Weilou: "...!!!???..." Why is everything getting weirder and weirder, huh?! Theme: Treat others sincerely