Push down this pre-collection of "Let go of that furry thing and let me suck it" Yin Qi Radar Women's Clothes Sand Sculpture Cat Shou
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A fox with a venomous tongue and a smiling face is attacked by a jealous green tea loyal dog
Su Qi was nicknamed the "Smiling Fox in the E-Sports Circle". At a certain offline event, he passed by Shang Qingqing with a black face. From then on, he was stamped by the whole network. The relationship between the two is incompatible.
During the transfer period, Su Qi suffered a physical overmatch from his substitute and was kicked out by his old club. So he turned to the newly registered "Grass Team" team, opened the door and bumped into the new captain, who was also his "rival" Shang Qingqing!
Su Qi's brain barrage:
[Calm down, he doesn't really think that I regard him as his mortal enemy, does he?
He is so handsome.
[With his character, he shouldn't be deliberately targeting him, right?
He is so handsome.
[Is it too late to retire now?
... He is so handsome.
In the end, Shang Qingqing just handed him a cup of coffee and said softly: "My management style is different from that of Sushen's old club. I prefer to convince people with reason and influence my teammates with love."
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At the scene of the revenge battle, the former captain brought the "right-hand killer" as a substitute and pretended: "Xiaosu, when your hand is ready, come back in the next transfer period. This is your real home."
Su Qi smiled, the sound of swords and swords reflected in his words: "The air is choked by your words, go on, let my captain also listen to the nonsense~"
Just when the former captain was about to have a seizure, he saw Shang Qingqing crushing a mineral water bottle and performing a tea ceremony: "How good he is! If it were me, I wouldn't let Susu leave. I would only help Susu buy the latest peripherals and watch three hundred game replays with Susu..."
Su Qi: ... This green tea is so damn fragrant.
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Until one day, Su Qi dug out the collector's edition of the "Collection of Su Qi's Flirting Moments" video tape on Shang Qingqing's bedside, as well as "Self-cultivation of Green Tea Gong" and "Level 10 Speaking Tea Art" on the second floor of the bedside table.
When he was about to run away, he bumped into the smiling Shang Qingqing at the door: "It's too late now~ The whole world knows that you are the poisonous little fox I have chased for three hundred games~"
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Preview of the next volume "Let go of that furry thing and let me suck it"
Yin Qi Radar Women's Clothes Sand Sculpture Cat Suffers
Crow Xuan is a useless black cat who has a hard time cultivating and always leaves a tail when he transforms. He has a heavy yin energy and comes with a buff to attract ghosts. The way he sees ghosts is exclusively limited: women's clothing. The more delicate the skirt, the clearer the ghosts he can see.
One day, Ya Xuan heard that there was an ancient book that could reconcile the yin energy in his body, so he sneaked into the villa at night, which was said to be "a ghost that would frighten him to death again if he entered it." Unexpectedly, the hem of his lace skirt caught on the wire, and he performed a gold hook hanging upside down on the spot, and looked at each other in amazement with the owner of the house who had just returned home.
Crow Xuan: "Meow, meow?!"
Cen Wu calmly took photos and posted to Tianshi's internal group: Help, a cat burglar dressed as a woman has entered the house. It's very cute. What should I do? Waiting online, urgent.
[Attached picture: High-definition hanging cat thief meows in shock. Jpg]
Crow Xuan: "!!!" Shameful and angry. Jpg
When the stolen book was exposed, Yaxuan broke the jar and said: "The method of dual cultivation written in the ancient books of your ancestors is simply a lie! It can't relieve my Yin Qi at all!"
Cen Wu raised his eyebrows, flipped through the ancient books, and said in a calm tone: "The method is correct, but you are practicing the wrong way. It says 'Yang body assists Yin cultivation' -" He glanced at Ya Xuan's skirt and tail, and said slowly: "It's not a 'Yin body buffet'."
Crow Xuan:? ? ? I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense!
I thought it was due to this, but unexpectedly, a series of bizarre and supernatural events happened one after another, which also involved the secrets of Cen Wu and Ya Xuan's extremely yin and yang bodies.
Xuanmen's top brass slapped their foreheads: Form a team! Must form a team! Let the thug with the most yang energy and the radar with the most yin energy come together, they complement each other perfectly!
So, facing the evil ghost in the haunted house:
Cen Wu: "The direction?"
Crow Xuan, who was wearing a small dress, pointed at the corner with trembling fingers): "That, over there! The one in red! He, he, he, he is staring at me!"
Cen Wu expressionlessly punched out: "Okay, next one."
Crow Xuan: "..." Is this salvation or demolition?
Investigating the headless corpse case:
Ya Xuan put on an elegant cheongsam and secretly exchanged information with the female ghost sisters of the Republic of China: "I see... Thank you, sister!"
Cen Wu leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and looked at his cat and the female ghost holding hands. His voice was inexplicably cold: "... Have you finished asking? It touched you."
Chasing the mastermind:
Crow Xuan's Yin Qi was exhausted and he shivered: "I can't see ghosts anymore..."
Cen Wu was silent for a moment, then handed over a delicate lace skirt: "Put it on."
Ya Xuan was furious: "?! Are you still thinking about this at this time!"
Cen Wu's face was expressionless: "If you need it for work, or you need to 'dual repair' to replenish your yin energy, choose one."
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Cen Wu, a once-in-a-hundred-year Taoist wizard, has such strong yang energy that ghosts can only be seen, and catching ghosts relies entirely on physical superpowers. He can punch a child with one punch, and has top-notch professional abilities. However, due to his special physique, he has never been able to use "seeing ghosts", the basic skill of a heavenly master, for the rest of his life.
Until returning home late one night, Cen Wu found a... Creature hanging upside down in the study? Wearing a black lace tutu, a fluffy tail, and a pretty face that was flushed but pretending to be calm, when she saw Cen Wu, she blurted out: "Meow?"
At this moment, Cen Wu felt that he was in love...
Purpose: Work hard for your dreams