After Being Deceived by a Metaphysics Boss, the Cross-Dressing Cat

Yin Qi Radar Women's Clothes Fishing Cats Suffer × Yang Qi Explodes and Shows Broken Legs Celestial Master Attack Crow Xuan, a black cat with excessive yin energy, has a special way of seeing ghosts - dressing up in women's clothing. Different "breeds" of ghosts can be seen in different types of skirts. At the same time, because he had too much yin energy, he was about to die. Fortunately, on Tianwujue Miao Road, Ya Xuan learned that a man named Cen Wu owned an ancient book that could save his life, so he put on a small skirt and set out at night. Unexpectedly, he got off to a bad start. When he climbed over the wall, the hem of his skirt got caught on a branch. He performed "Upside Down Golden Cat" on the spot and looked at Cen Wu who had just arrived home. Crow Xuan blurted out in desperation: "Meow, meow!?" Cen Wu raised his eyebrows: "The hanging cat thief sneaked into the homes of five good citizens late at night. Is this the loss of feline nature or the loss of morality?" ———————— Later, the ancient books were lost. The senior leaders of the Tianshi Association and Cen Wu found Ya Xuan and tricked him into teaming up with Cen Wu, who was too yang-y to see ghosts, to retrieve the ancient books. They also promised to help Ya Xuan solve the problem of his recent death. So, the coffin lady case: The residents of a small town who believed in ancient witchcraft hung a woman who died of dystocia and hemorrhage upside down from a tree in order to bring peace to her husband's family for three generations. The women who were deeply resentful gathered together and killed her. When the two sides failed to mediate, Cen Wu calmly stuffed the talisman back into his bag and raised his fist: "The direction?" Ya Xuan, who was wearing a small dress, hid in the corner and pointed tremblingly at the corner: "Then, over there, it's staring at me!" Cen Wu expressionlessly punched out: "Call it, next one." ———————— Ouroboros case: Ya Xuan, who was trapped in a loop, saw Cen Wu's death several times but was unable to stop it. No one had the memory of the loop except himself. Having no other choice, he put on a dark red elegant cheongsam and fell in love with his sister from the Republic of China who was standing aside watching the fun: "I see, thank you sister!" Cen Wu leaned against the wall with his arms folded, watching his cute and well-behaved cat holding the female ghost's hand, his tone was inexplicably cold: "Have you finished asking? They met you..." ———————— Chasing the murderer behind the theft of ancient books: The Yin Qi in Yaoxuan's body was too strong and he was dizzy: "I only brought a pair of ordinary pants with me when I went out today." Cen Wu was silent for a moment, then handed over a delicate pink skirt with beautiful lace: "How about this one? It must look very good on you..." Ya Xuan was furious and interrupted: "!!! You still think about this at this time!" "... It's very useful." Cen Wu added the last sentence with an expressionless face: "So that's what you think? Then we can reconcile it." ———————— Cen Wu, a rare genius in Xuanmen for a hundred years, but unfortunately his yang energy is so strong that ghosts see trouble. Catching ghosts depends entirely on physical superpowers, and he can kill a child with one punch. He thought that he would never have a chance with the heavenly master of "seeing ghosts" in his life, until one day he went home after catching ghosts late at night and found a... Creature hanging in his yard? Wearing a black pink floral tutu, a fluffy tail swinging in the air, and a beautiful face that was flushed but pretending to be calm, at this moment, Cen Wu felt that he was in love. —————————— Reference books: "Youyang Zazu", "Zi Buyu", "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes", "Tracing the Origin of Chinese Ghost and God Culture", "Chinese Ghost Stories", "Chinese Ghost Culture Dictionary", "Chinese Folklore Collection", "Illustrated Chinese Ancient Ghost Spells", there are too many and I will leave them here for the time being. Purpose: Happy every day