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[Content warnings: manipulative gold-digger fiction + Mary Sue + everyone falls for the heroine + a disastrous love-triangle showdown]
All pairings point toward the heroine, with many one-sided crushes. Everyone ends up together in the end, no picking a favorite.
Major revisions are coming. Do not repost stolen copies. I am not responsible for thieves.
Check out my works list for lots of tasty upcoming stories [Inspired by an idea from 2022, check my Weibo. Screenshots were backed up in June 2024. Some elements were inspired by news from a certain country. Aside from that, all content and inspiration are original! Any similarities are purely coincidental. Bring evidence if you accuse me of plagiarism. Baseless accusations are slander.]
* First-person narration, lots of one-sided crushes
* Equal-opportunity shipping of everyone. The heroine is basically a corpse, a beautiful, sickly, highly educated woman who will bend for money. She has flexible morals, pretends to be aloof, and is a calculating gold-digger. The author gives her a major intelligence boost. Warning: the heroine has principles at first and doesn't want to sell herself. Some readers may find her hypocritical.
* Nonsensical deadpan humor and a high concentration of terrible puns
* Written to indulge my tastes, no major romantic pursuer
[Synopsis]:
I'm a miserable female Alpha. When other people transmigrate, they become some kind of young master or prince, young lady or princess.
Me? I transmigrated into a poor little weakling from the slums, orphaned and too frail to lift a finger, kept alive by my Omega brother, who supports us by scavenging trash.
All I've got going for me is my pretty face.
I thought my life was over.
Then I found out the school I attend is extraordinary. Not only is it strictly divided by class, but the people at the top of the pyramid are all secretive, untouchable elites, and there are quite a lot of them. I also found out that my brother has been doing shady, backbreaking work behind my back so I can afford to go to school and make something of myself (...).
Do I really have to go to school?
Turns out, I really do.
My brother cries, throws a fit, and threatens to hang himself as soon as he hears I want to drop out. Cold rain pours down.
And I fall apart.
There's no helping it. If I want to live comfortably, I'll have to become a kept man.
Just give me money. That's all I need.
I'll be your substitute or fake fiance, whatever you want. No problem, as long as you pay me.
I'll accept anything.
I won't turn anyone away.
You love me, and I love you too.
Just give me money.
If you've got money, I'll love you.
I can be kind, noble, and righteous.
I can be whatever you like.
* All male characters are virgins, and every character is a scumbag. Pure gold-digger flavor. At its core, it's a story about trading beauty and brains for money, power, and love.
* Sit back and watch them fight. The brother isn't related by blood.
* The brother is her only weakness (otherwise it wouldn't be fun, but she won't sacrifice her whole life for him or indulge him endlessly).
* The exact nature of his backbreaking work is left a mystery because it involves spoilers.
* Pseudo-incest, but no male-male pairings.
* The idea came from 2022, and the basic tone was established then.
* Hope you enjoy reading ^_^
Next up: "The Alluring Doctor in an ABO Dog-Blood CEO Novel"
Synopsis:
Qu Yuan transmigrates into one, no, three ABO CEO novels, becoming a beta doctor in their stories.
As a doctor, Qu Yuan is dedicated to her work and diligent in her duties. Every day, she's either rushing to one mansion to save someone or on her way to another mansion to do the same.
No matter how much an Omega suffers, how unhinged an Alpha is, or whether the butler sighs again today,
Qu Yuan diligently fulfills her duties as a doctor, playing the part of everyone's shoulder to cry on and treating all their battered minds and bodies.
Abused Omega: She's the only light in my life.
Domineering Alpha: Hah, only she understands me.
Omega with a secret crush: She's the one I love.
CEO groups from Green River, the angst-ridden CEO group, and the Flower City CEO group: AO pairings are only for having children. A/OB is true love!
Even some random beta butler has to get involved:
Butlers and doctors are the perfect match!
Qu Yuan: ...?
As a doctor, Qu Yuan thinks she's doing a great job. She carefully earns everyone's affection, hoping sincere feelings will be returned in kind and help her get home. She offers kind words and comfort to the battered Omegas out of basic decency, and patiently deals with Alphas who have shut themselves off or buried their psychological scars, occasionally making suggestions. But...
W-why has everyone suddenly started fighting over her?
She's just doing what a doctor is supposed to do!
Stop fighting! She can't keep up with all the treatments!
Reader's Guide:
* Men and women aren't the primary distinction. ABO is.
* They fall for the heroine before their original pairings develop feelings for each other (meaning there are no feelings between them, just straightforward romance).
* When they realize money can't keep the heroine, they go crazy.
* Contains non-consensual romance. Who will be the third party? Those who steal someone else's partner will have their own partners stolen.
Theme: Live toward the sun
When I went there, the general scolded people and it made me feel good. He scolded me again and again.
Why are there so many psychological activities (complaints) about the protagonist? It makes people feel anxious when watching them.
My wife's car is going very fast, and we will arrive at the destination in a short while. There is not even any in-depth description. If my wife goes to study, I will probably have a long journey.
Looking forward to the wedding ceremony, hahahahahaha
In fact, my favorite is Ye Peiya, and the one I want to torture the most is also Ye Peiya... In other words, I like to watch taming, but his mental illness will most likely be like this forever. I should be satisfied with this result, and it will be difficult for him to ask any more.
? What about the process? Not at all?? No, a little bit can pass the review as long as the scale is not too big. I remember
That's great. Are you going to do Ye Peiya next?
Mrs!!! Ahhhhh why didn't you say anything before! I'm going to make a scene! I'm going to make a scene!!!
Let me go, where can I insert my fingers?
This Campbell is really amazing, just like the rat in the gutter. Teacher, did you type the wrong name? How can Campbell be such a rare and decent person? [Question mark]