The Only Normal Person in a Dog-Blood ABO World

[Content warnings: melodrama + everyone falls for the protagonist + Mary Sue + nonsense]

I'm Li Siwei, a normal person.

I accidentally transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy.

At first, I thought only the protagonists were abnormal.

Then I realized the whole world was abnormal.

Not only had everyone's values fallen apart,

but the place was also full of ABO stuff I didn't understand, with melodramatic events playing out in front of me every day, and never the same ones twice.

1

The childhood friends around me are an over-the-top Alpha-Alpha couple.

To keep their relationship a secret, they come to my house every day to make out.

As a normal person, I say:

"Sure. I'll leave you two to it."

But when I head to the library to do my homework, they drag me back together and force me to watch them be lovey-dovey. Then, when they get carried away, they plant a kiss on my face.

"We'd never come to your house if it weren't for you."

"..."

This messed-up world.

2

The school's Alpha teaching assistant is forcing himself on a cute Omega student every day. I catch them for the Nth time in the mecha display room.

As a normal person, I think for a moment. "Hey, classmate, would you like me to call the police? Or would you prefer the mayor's hotline?"

The student turns bright red and calls me a blockhead.

The teaching assistant's hand trembles as he clutches his lecture notes.

"We wouldn't be doing this if it weren't for you!"

Watching them walk away, supporting each other, I stand there covered in bumps and bruises, completely baffled.

Did I do something wrong? Did I?

This messed-up world!

3

I can run into a pregnant Omega fleeing their domineering husband just by crossing the street.

The Omega begs me to cover for him,

trying to shove a supporting-character script into my hands.

But as a normal person, this time I call the police right away. "Even a domineering CEO has to obey the law... Huh? What? You call this lo?"

The Omega by my feet looks on the verge of tears. "I did it all for...!"

Ah! Shut up! This messed-up world!

4

Every day I spend here, I'm forced to endure another melodramatic disaster.

But I've grown since then.

Come on! Let the storm rage even harder!

--Don't get the wrong idea. I'm still a normal person.

I won't give in.

*The protagonist is a normal person, but can take a beating (?)

*An unwitting everyone-falls-for-the-protagonist setup: one normal person trying to stay sane in a melodramatic world

*The main text's point of view will depend on how things go

*The above is based on misunderstandings from the protagonist's point of view

*For the real situation, read the story

*Melodramatic nonsense and dark humor

*The next one may feature a burned-out office worker beta or a burned-out guide. I've gotten attached to this half-dead feeling.

*An alternate universe, written purely to satisfy the author's tastes

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