My Roommate Makes Me Give Him a Goodnight Kiss Every Day

This is a pit! A pit dug by a bad author! Updates whenever, no paid chapters. Enter at your own risk! After being harassed by his gay roommate, Zhu Yan can't take it anymore and applies to switch dorms. He's determined to escape the dorm-room romance genre. His new roommate is named Pei Jianqing. He's handsome and quiet, keeps to himself, and seems like an untouchable flower growing on a frozen mountain peak. His overly aloof, pretentious behavior gets him ostracized by all the other guys. But he's as unbothered as a chrysanthemum, continuing to do whatever he wants. Zhu Yan is overjoyed and moves into the dorm in a hurry, convinced that his chances of getting railed have dropped by one, then one more, then one more... Then one day, a series of eerie paranormal events begins at the school. As Zhu Yan flees in panic from a demon chasing him, he spots Pei Jianqing leaning weakly against a window, eyes closed and trembling. Frost-cold moonlight falls over his pale, stoic face. Zhu Yan stops and clutches his chest. Damn! I feel so sorry for him! * Pei Jianqing is the master of evil spirits, awakened after a long slumber. Now that he's awake, he can't get used to anything. Five days a week, classes from eight in the morning to eight at night. Endless check-ins and forms, group assignments for pointless classes, then getting dragged into holding a microphone and babbling, "Welcome to this episode of Youth Study..." University life is turning Pei Jianqing from a ghost into a zombie. On the night of the full moon, when he was so irritated he wanted to kill someone and drink their blood, his human roommate walked over, full of concern. "Bro, are you okay?" Shadows rose from the floor and dragged the terrified demon back into the darkness. Pei Jianqing greedily traced Zhu Yan's features with his eyes. A moment later, he was as calm as ever. "I'm fine." --But you're about to be in trouble. *Not long after Zhu Yan had psychological ED, a long-buried secret that his increasingly familiar roommate discovered. He was mortified and ashamed, wishing he could make his roommate forget everything. His roommate gently cupped his face and said, "It's okay. I have a way to help." Zhu Yan was so grateful he could cry. He thanked him profusely and wanted to announce to the whole school that Pei Jianqing was a wonderful person. *Not long after that The evil spirit foretold to destroy the world was about to awaken. The paranormal response bureau was fully armed and waiting for it to make a move. They waited and waited, but nothing happened. A long-hidden mole couldn't help sneaking over to the evil spirit's residence to spy, only to see-- Pei Jianqing leaning against Zhu Yan's shoulder, his eyes lowered in profile. "I think I saw something dirty. Can you give me a goodnight kiss?" Zhu Yan kept insisting that he was straight, all while being completely reeled in. He planted a loud kiss on the other's fair cheek. "Mwah!" ★★Reading Guide: [A homophobic, clueless straight bottom x a pure and chaste evil spirit top] *The bottom thinks he's straight. You think the top is frigid. *1v1, cozy and angst-free, happy ending. *The top starts out as a little pet, then becomes a soulmate. He is extremely service-oriented. ★★Content notes: *The bottom has psychological ED. The top has a genital piercing (after meeting the bottom). *A little dom/sub, but not much. Theme: Be brave enough to be yourself in a vast world.