The Ultimate Guide to Raising an Irresistible Rabbit [Interstellar]

*Entering the paid chapters on July 10. A triple-length chapter will be released, so please show your support. Updates daily at noon. Paragraph comments are open. *Pygmy rabbit x red fox, naturally airheaded mechanical genius on the receiving end x haughty noble on top. Characters from the same series will make appearances. You An is a pygmy rabbit beastkin and a straight-A student at Kagano University, but his life has gone terribly wrong from the start. A mother with a gambling problem, a father who became a drug addict, a younger brother with a genetic disease, and You An, who thinks he's perfectly ordinary. But a rabbit has to be self-reliant. You An puts on a black robe and heads to the underground city, where he becomes a mysterious mechanic known as [Ghost]. He diligently sells mechanical components and manages to get by. One day, a popularity contest for new students kicks off on campus, packed with nobles and rich kids. You An minds his own business, munching noisily on flower petals in the garden. Lancelot, the most popular guy on campus, picks him up from the flower bed and enthusiastically invites him to join a bet. Lancelot coaxes him: Win first place, and the bet money is yours. A furry rabbit paw lands in his palm. You An: Hello, boss! Please let me join! * Lancelot comes from a distinguished family and is exceptionally handsome. He starts a betting pool with his friends, originally just to humiliate his archenemy, who's the favorite to win. But soon he finds himself worrying over You An's every little need: A makeover, a new meal plan, talent lessons, managing his fan club, and keeping an eye on his physical and mental health... Before long, everyone knows Lancelot is trying to make an unknown commoner student the most popular person on campus. The nobles laugh at the absurd idea, rich guys and girls don't think much of it, and spectators can't stop shipping them. They assume this is just a great nobleman's makeover game, but soon they realize something isn't right *Showdown: A rich leopard shows off his custom weapon. You An, who's delivering takeout, quietly calls him a sucker, and gets dragged onstage for a one-on-one match. Facing the rich kid's contempt, he swings his modified lightsaber with precision, moving deftly between offense and defense. He waits for the right moment and launches a fierce roundhouse kick. The students scream: What did he do to deserve that reward? *Talent show: A young noble skillfully plays an ancient instrument, and a rich young lady sings a moonlit ballad with deep emotion. You An smiles shyly, drops the harp that's been maliciously damaged, then turns around and rubs a giant mechanical rabbit into existence. He sits cross-legged on the giant rabbit's head as its particle cannon blasts the sky screen to pieces, presenting the whole school with a sky full of roses and nebulae! The audience gapes: If you blow up the school, you won't be able to blow me up afterward! *Live combat league: Dozens of teams are dropped into a wilderness arena. The opponents battle virtual beetles, working themselves to exhaustion and ending up in a sorry state. You An carries a mechanical weapon he built himself and rampages through the field with Lancelot, turning into a one-rabbit weapon of mass destruction. In his spare time, he doesn't forget to sightsee and take photos. The young ladies are so swept up in shipping them that they lose all sense of time and place. The judges hastily swallow emergency heart pills: Does anyone remember this is a competition? In no time, You An's name is on everyone's lips. Everyone gets to witness the ultimate art of violence #Turns out it takes only 0.01 seconds to fall in love! #The way he blows up the school is so hot! #Let's all pay homage to the Great Rabbit King! * Lancelot is a die-hard fan of the mysterious mechanic from the black market. He thinks romance is beneath him. And yet When the mechanic's identity in the underground city is revealed, all sorts of factions begin to stir. When love letters and date invitations pour in, and the whole school spends all day shouting, "All hail the Great Rabbit King!" You An picks up a stack of love letters and fans them out like a deck of cards. "Can I say yes?" Lancelot freezes for a long time, his fox tail puffing up like a dandelion. "No! Absolutely not!" He touches his wildly beating heart and suddenly realizes that his fatherly affection is starting to turn into something else! Oh no, I'm falling in love too! (Thump) #How many steps does it take to raise a top-tier rabbit charmer?# Lancelot: 1. Pick up the little rabbit rolling around. 2. Wipe the annoying dust off him with silk. 3. Personally send him somewhere bright. Reading guide: 1. Both are each other's first love. 2. The top only thinks of his affection for the bottom as fatherly; in reality, it was love at first sight. There's a little bit of the top being obsessed with the bottom. 3. There are supernatural powers and mental energy in the setting, but they aren't important! ★Coming next: A Prosperity Guide for the Monster Village. A world where humans, monsters, and gods coexist. Good people, please add it to your bookmarks! Sika deer mountain god on top x overworked human village official on the bottom Jiang Mi overcomes one challenge after another and gets accepted into the Monster Management Bureau. Because his birth chart is said to be very auspicious for the nation, his boss sends him to Jiuting Mountain to become the village secretary. Only after arriving does he discover that the villagers are all ancient great monsters with the lowest GDP around. There's no road, no internet, no industry, and a nasty mountain god who keeps ramming people in the butt with his antlers! Jiang Mi's eyes fill with tears: My birth chart isn't auspicious. It's just extremely stubborn! Jiang Mi is about to faint on the spot, but luckily he seems to be of some help to the mountain god's cultivation... Mountain God Lu Huai: In the old days, people called your kind of constitution a furnace, you know? Jiang Mi: I'll ram you in the lungs! They may not see eye to eye, but at least Jiang Mi manages to stay and reaches a deal with the mountain god to work together on getting rich Dangkang pigs snort as they farm, and giant vegetables take the lead; Fox spirits livestream their tea sales, and their good looks send their products trending; The Dragon Lord takes over the seafood business, with fish, shrimp, crabs, and shellfish all deliciously fresh; Even the old locust tree spirit at the village entrance opens a trendy homestay called "A Night's Encounter"... The monster village, which ranked last in the economy year after year, is transformed under the leadership of its new village official. In spring, fresh tea and clear water; in summer, chilled melons and plums; in late autumn, plump crabs and golden chrysanthemums; in winter, a stove surrounded by red-hot coals. Seeing the abundant spiritual energy and prosperity of Jiuting Mountain, Jiang Mi is still not satisfied. He considers starting another business and fixes his greedy eyes on the mountain god's enormous antlers, which have just shed for the new season. Good for vital essence and blood! A boost for kidney yang! Jiang Mi immediately shamelessly asks for them. Lu Huai looks at the handsome young village official, hoists him over his shoulder, and carries him toward the bedroom. "What good is deer velvet? I've got plenty of ways to give you a proper tonic!" Later on When reporters arrive at the famous Jiuting Mountain with cameras and microphones, Jiang Mi lounges on the back of a mighty stag, wandering around the mountain. At the news, he perks up, grabs the flowering antlers, and keeps shouting, "Giddy up! Giddy up!" The next moment, the proud sika deer's hooves gather clouds and lift off into the sky. So every viewer in the livestream sees a divine deer shining with dazzling light amid the verdant mountains, with a handsome village official glowing from all the tonics on its back! Theme: Challenge yourself, surpass yourself, and love yourself