[Western Crossover] My Dangerous Lover

I, Ansel Dracula, am one of the last surviving vampires in this world. I am a count of noble blood, and a rare species among monsters. As a powerful Dracula, even after sleeping for three hundred years, I still hold a high-ranking position in the Monster Alliance. I wield tremendous power, have the final say, and command respect wherever I go. To be specific, I have a bunch of useless, fragile zombies working for me, stupid werewolves who wet themselves if you so much as scare them, and reclusive invisible people who are too cowardly to leave their homes... As the Monster Alliance's ambassador to Europe and America, besides handling official business, communicating with humans, and cleaning up the messes caused by monsters, I also have to look after these idiots' every need. To keep them from getting captured by humans and stewed into soup. After all, I set up my headquarters in Gotham, a city known for its simple, honest folk. I have to say, I love Gotham's lush forests and its gloomy, cold skies. Let me make this clear: I hate humans. I especially hate humans who disguise themselves as monsters. Yes, I'm talking about you, Batman. I'll settle the score with you for locking me in your basement a few hundred years ago, sooner or later. ...All right, damn it, I take it all back!! Because I've fallen into the once-in-a-vampire's-lifetime kind of love at first sight with my darling Brucey!! Damn it. The first thing Ansel did after arriving in Gotham: start a diary. The second thing Ansel did after arriving in Gotham: confess his love in the middle of the street. The third thing Ansel did after arriving in Gotham: rob Wayne Manor in the middle of the night. Batman: ...Very well. You have my attention. Later, a human and a vampire began a remarkable romance that spanned tens of millions of years. Batman: . [Reader's Guide] 1. Alternates between first-person diary entries and third-person narration, with more third-person sections. A fiercely sweet romance. 2. The protagonist is Ansel Dracula, a powerful vampire who acts like a doting mom. His strength makes him... a little narcissistic, and sleeping for three hundred years has made him... hopelessly out of touch. 3. Younger love interest, with an age gap of over 960 years (yes, really). 4. A crossover of Twilight, DC, Norse mythology, and various other strange things. It won't involve the original storylines; most of it is made up by me. 5. The Batfamily's timeline starts with the first Robin. More and more sons will join later, along with some strange and unusual ones. I'll bring home every last one, whether they're wanted or not. 6. Any out-of-character behavior is the fault of this silly author. I kneel and await punishment. Theme: Love knows no species.