[Western Crossover] Are You Playing Me?!

What kind of buffs come with being the daughter of an ultra-villainous mercenary? Miss Gloria Wilson, codename "Vulture," can tell you: A strong body and a highly developed mind: gifts of her genes. Terrifying combat skills and a rebellious personality: the result of her upbringing. Teammates with complicated backgrounds and ex-boyfriends who are always going to prison... Wait, it seems Gloria chose those herself. After sending another ex-boyfriend to prison, the "most brutal member of the Outlaws" decides to quit the world of antiheroes, turn over a new leaf, and become an ordinary coffee shop owner. Maybe then she won't keep running into people who look respectable but are actually beasts in fine clothes. Arsenal and Red Hood, who live in Gloria's shadow, have six things to say about that. A few months later, when her former teammates invite Gloria to rejoin the team, she gives them a shy smile. "I'm in love again." Her teammates are stunned, secretly wondering which closeted supervillain Vulture has hooked this time. "My sweetheart is just an ordinary little reporter, shy and adorable. If you reveal my secret identity, I'll twist your heads off. How does that sound?" Gloria crushes a soda can in one hand and smiles sweetly at her former teammates. As if! She's finally found an ordinary working-stiff boyfriend with no secret identity. He's obedient and gentle, with a great body. He's handsome, broke, and affectionate. If her teammates ruin this, she may never find another one. Clark, the working stiff, Superman, stands in the Watchtower, gazing warmly toward Metropolis as he asks his friend, who's had plenty of relationship experience, where would be a good place to hold an engagement party. "My girlfriend is just a delicate coffee shop owner who can't even crush a soda can. I love her and want to spend my life with her. But how do I tell her I'm actually Superman? Oh no, she'll be terrified." The black-caped mascot of Metropolis smiles. "She'll be so scared she'll fall in love with me all over again!" His teammate, clad in black, hesitates, wearing an indescribable expression. He stays silent for ten minutes, then turns and walks away from the bizarrely shaped Watchtower. [Reader's guide] 1. The pairing is with Superman, but the setting is Earth Minus One. 2. Both leads have exes. There are no romantic entanglements, only legal disputes. 3. At first, neither lead reveals their secret identity. They pretend to be ordinary people. This is a contest of acting skills. 4. This story crosses over with several American and British TV shows. You don't need to have seen them to follow along, but the story isn't very friendly to villains. 5. The timeline is chaotic, and my writing is limited. This silly author has already collapsed on the floor, ready for you to kick me. Theme: Be honest with one another