Coming next: Hello, I'm an Introverted Goofball, a silly, sweet little story. The blurb is below the main blurb~
Blurb:
A goofy bottom who blurts out outrageous things now and then x a captain who's a fake straight-laced type and a deadly weapon among men
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Bestselling novelist Shi Ran accidentally transmigrates into the outline of the apocalyptic infinite-flow novel he just finished writing. Like everyone else, he can only survive by repeatedly entering instances and earning more time.
Anyone who's transmigrated into a book knows that in a dangerous apocalyptic infinite-flow story, there are generally two ways to survive: cling to the protagonist's leg for dear life, or become powerful enough to fend for yourself.
On his first time transmigrating into a book, Shi Ran is beyond excited. He grabs a kitchen knife and goes to find his precious protagonist son, Shen Tu. He plans to use his own terrifying strength to protect Shen Tu and his team.
According to his outline, everyone awakens an ability when the apocalypse begins, and he is no exception. A kitchen knife and a shout, and he'll take down any BOSS that comes after him. That's right, his ability is immortality.
After the crazy, goofy Shi Ran and Shen Tu's team clear several instances together:
Shi Ran: "That's my boy! Handsome and strong, what a thrill! The way he looks at me just warms this old dad's heart!"
Shen Tu: "Shi Ran praised me again. He praised me six times today, six times! He must like me."
Several years later.
Shi Ran, the old dad, rubs his sore lower back and wonders: When exactly did things go off course? I treated him like my son, but all he can think about is how to get on top of me?!
Warnings:
1. The author is a firm believer in both leads being each other's only partners!
2. If you have high standards for prose, please move along. The author's writing is still a work in progress.
3. Because of the bottom's characterization, his train of thought may jump around a lot. If you can't handle that, please move along. Thank you.
Also, the author's Weibo is on the profile (shyly lowering my head). Ahem, would you give me a follow?
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Xia Zhiyu was watching the commotion on a pedestrian overpass when he heard someone had accidentally fallen into the water. The crowd jostled him, and suddenly he was caught up in it himself. After choking on seawater three times, he made a dazzling transmigration into a book.
And not just any book: he became the fake young master in a melodramatic novel.
Right after he transmigrated, the real young master was brought home. On a stormy, rainy night, Xia Zhiyu was driven out of the house like a stray dog.
Everyone knew Xia Zhiyu was willful and spoiled, with a Bodhisattva's face and a snake's heart. His situation was nothing more than what he deserved.
The real young master showed up with an umbrella and sneered, "Want to go home? Bark like a dog, and I'll let you in."
What a great deal! Xia Zhiyu answered without a second thought: "Woof?"
The real young master's face turned red with anger. "You, you, you... You're really..."
"Shameless, ungrateful, worse than a dog or a pig." Xia Zhiyu had no qualms about insulting himself. "Is that enough? Want me to say a couple more?"
The real young master flung his umbrella aside, and Xia Zhiyu made his grand entrance back into the house.
Ever since Xia Zhiyu was kicked out, the real young master noticed that he was getting more and more shameless, while his wealthy parents were starting to treat him better.
Following his mother's instructions, he knocked on Xia Zhiyu's bedroom door. Xia Zhiyu was sprawled across the bed, snacks in one hand and a bottle of soda in the other, happily watching a show. He didn't seem at all aware that he was living under someone else's roof.
He cleared his throat. "Are you going to the dinner tomorrow night?"
"Yep." Xia Zhiyu didn't even look up.
Alarm bells rang in the real young master's head. "Why are you going? It's a family dinner. You'll just be laughed at."
Xia Zhiyu blinked. "To eat for free."
The real young master: ...
During the banquet, Xia Zhiyu traded a few barbs with some awful relatives. Later that night, unable to make out the license plate, he got into the wrong taxi. It turned out to belong to Xia Yunqi, the original body's fake older brother, who had been raised abroad since childhood as the heir.
From the back seat, Xia Yunqi reminded him, "Your taxi is up ahead."
Xia Zhiyu said, "Oh," and was about to get out when the driver turned around and addressed Xia Yunqi as President Xia.
So Xia Zhiyu shut the door and sat back down.
Xia Yunqi couldn't help asking, "Why aren't you getting out?"
Xia Zhiyu: "I want to cling to a powerful person's leg. I don't mind putting up with a little inconvenience."
Xia Yunqi: ...
Important warnings!!!!
1. If you demand flawless prose, please give this a pass. The author is still honing their writing.
2. One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partners. They're not registered under the same household, and neither has ever dated before.
3. The real young master isn't a bad person, just a little silly. He's genuine and a great bestie.
4. Happy ending, happy ending, happy ending. It's important, so I'm saying it three times.
5. The cover art was originally made by my younger sister. Sending love!
6. The author likes to throw in memes for fun. Please don't take them as references to real life.
Theme: When faced with difficulties, don't think of running away first. Face them bravely.
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