How to Run Over Every World with a Dump Truck

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Ten years after transmigrating to Yokohama, Bai Qing's world-saving System finally showed up, fashionably late.

System: "I was wondering where you'd gone. Turns out you ended up in this world? Hurry, get in! There's no time to explain!"

Bai Qing: "???"

And so Bai Qing, owner of Yokohama's biggest distillery and the world's richest person, transmigrated once again. His first stop was Mihua City, where the death rate was sky-high.

System: "Blah blah blah. Anyway, your mission is to save the world and get the perfect happy ending. Got it?"

Bai Qing: "Before that, I have another question. What about my wife?"

System: "...Huh?"

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Reporter 1: "Hello, Mr. Bai Qing. What's the secret to replacing the Special Division for Unusual Powers within a month and turning Yokohama into the world's largest distillery hub within five years?"

Bai Qing: "Stardew Valley CJB Cheats Menu."

Reporter 2: "Hello, Mr. Bai Qing. What's the key to speedrunning the police department in ten days, summoning aliens in twenty, and expanding your distillery business to another world in thirty?"

Bai Qing: "The Sims MC Command Center."

Reporter 3: "Hello, Mr. Bai Qing. What's the secret to becoming the King of Curses in a month and building the largest adventure team to invade the ninja world within a year?"

Bai Qing: "Feng X Yue X Modifier."

Reporter 4: "Hello, Mr. Bai Qing. What's your secret to befriending the whole world and becoming everyone's ten-heart friend, even winning a proposal acceptance from the famous detective who was supposedly the least likely person to fall in love?"

Bai Qing: "I genuinely have no idea about that last one."

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And now, Yokohama's reporters bring you the thoughts of the savior's friends on the matter:

Anonymous ten-heart friend A: "So is it possible you didn't win over the famous detective, but that the detective tricked you into going with them?"

Anonymous ten-heart friend B: "He doubts his own supernatural ability, but never doubts that he's the one being pursued. Is this what love does to your brain? Touching."

Anonymous ten-heart friend C: "Wake up. The famous detective is trying to lure you in again today."

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