The Reincarnated Evil God Preaches Science Today, Too

[Announcement: I'm so sorry, little angels. This story dragged on for too long, and by the later chapters, even after going over the outline twice, I just couldn't keep writing. I let everyone down, and I'm truly sorry.] [The story is now being taken down from paid access. The points should be refunded after a while, so please don't start reading it! I'm sorry again, everyone.] After three years in a contractual marriage fueled by his own wishful thinking, unlucky Shen Xun finally came to his senses and decided to get a divorce. While he was handling the divorce paperwork, an alien game app called The Sims mysteriously appeared on Shen Xun's phone, and he found an adorable little alien cat. Under the aliens' wicked guidance, he became hopelessly addicted to mobile games and petting the little cat. He even declared himself the cat's dad, and went to great lengths to collect a full set of cards in the game called "Earth's Will." But after Shen Xun finally completed the set, he suddenly heard three unbelievable revelations. The first was that an evil god sealed away by Earth's Will a century ago had awakened. This cunning god was walking the earth in disguise as a human, and his human name was Shen Xun. The second was that the leader of the radicals who secretly worshipped the evil god and called for the seal to be broken was his ex-husband, He Xingzhi. The third was that the alien kitten he'd been raising as his son was actually a stunningly beautiful alien general. After regaining his human form, the general sternly demanded that Shen Xun take responsibility for him. Shen Xun: "..." Shen Xun fled overnight, carrying the moon on his back. · While addicted to the alien game app The Sims, Shen Xun kept encountering all sorts of supernatural events and vengeful ghosts around him. Furious, Shen Xun used the alien game to transform himself into Reporter X from the Close to Science TV show. He went to the front lines to investigate, determined to expose the wicked intentions behind these incidents disguised as paranormal phenomena and dispel the misconceptions left by superstition! As Shen Xun exposed more and more hoaxes and solved increasingly important cold cases, his secret identity as "Reporter X" grew more famous in both the worlds of the living and the dead, earning him ever greater respect. Everyone believed that Shen Xun, under the alias "Reporter X," must be the hope of Earth's future, the embodiment of justice, and the leader of the righteous path. Then one day, Shen Xun's secret identities as "Reporter X" and the "sealed evil god" were both exposed... Shen Xun: "..." Shen Xun fled overnight, carrying the sun on his back. #Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors. Trust science and fight superstition, starting with you and me.# #Earth's evil god takes you Close to Science.# [Announcement: This story will be available to paid subscribers on January 29. There will be three chapters that day. Thank you for your support!] Content warnings: 1. Plot-focused, with supernatural stories grounded in science. 2. One-on-one, with the protagonist as the shou. The gong is a cool-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside girl; the shou is warm on the outside and cool on the inside, a domestic type. There is a divorce and an ex-husband, but this is neither a new-gong story nor a reconciliation-after-heartbreak story, because that dog doesn't deserve to be the gong. 3. A story about an abnormal person living what he thinks is a normal life in an abnormal world. 4. The story is entirely fictional, so don't compare it to reality. It mixes up mythology, so if anything offends you, please click away immediately. 5. New chapters every day at 9:00 p.m. If there's no update, I'll post a notice. Please add my upcoming story, My Cat Cafe Is a Hit After the Spiritual Qi Revival! On the day a comet streaked across the sky, cat cafe owner Yan Jinyun happened to see the crown jewel of his cafe: a tuxedo cat with the bearing of a big shot, nicknamed "Black Cat Detective," reaching both paws toward the sky, apparently sending a signal to Planet Meow. After that, heaven and earth changed, spiritual qi revival began, and countless monsters, demons, and ghosts emerged, wreaking havoc among humans. But for Yan Jinyun, the biggest change and only real headache in his life was that Black Cat Detective kept bringing home more and more cats, and the people who came to his cafe to pet them started acting strange... One day, Black Cat Detective went out again and brought back a struggling silver-shaded kitten. Silver Shade: Let me go! I'm a mighty demon king. How dare you subject me to such humiliation! All the cats in the shop turned to look at it in unison. Golden Shade: I'm the last dragon. (smoking.jpg) Siamese: I'm the vampire prince. (smoking.jpg) American Shorthair: I'm a demon from the abyss. (smoking.jpg) Ragdoll: I'm a great angel. (smoking.jpg) Orange Cat: I'm a Taotie. (smoking.jpg) Silver Shade: ...Then why are you all here? We need to stand together and deal with that hateful cat! The cats all chimed in: That's right! Let's put aside our differences, unite, and fight the common enemy! Just then, Yan Jinyun shut the shop door with a bang, put on a pair of gloves, and approached the cats with a beaming smile. Yan Jinyun: Cuties, bath time! Who wants to go first? The cats shrieked and scattered, kicking Silver Shade toward Yan Jinyun as they ran. Silver Shade: ...Damn it! You deserve to be cats for the rest of your lives! Theme: Stay true to yourself and find who you are.