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A seemingly refined but actually loveless, emotionless little monster seme × a catlike ship captain who's an untamed boss to outsiders but is secretly a tsundere who sometimes makes bold, direct advances
Li Yizhi is a tentacle monster, though he doesn't think of himself as one. But his memories begin with him being a tentacle monster.
So he must have lost his memory!
He's a sea creature, yet he can't stand seawater. That makes no scientific sense, right?
What kind of seafood can't stand seawater?
At last, unable to bear the viscous seawater any longer, he picked his moment, gathered his strength, sprang forward, and bounced aboard a human ship passing through the waters.
The humans told him they didn't keep dead weight on board. To avoid being thrown back into the sea, the little tentacle worked diligently alongside them.
Their jobs were varied, including but not limited to clearing out strange noises in the sewers, dealing with shadows lurking atop a tower, reaching a twisted palace in the deepest reaches, transporting the most dangerous containment vessels, and playing house with a cat.
All in a day's work.
Then they came to an island. After a great deal of effort, they finally cleared away the contamination there, and Li Yizhi suddenly recovered some of his memories.
Those memories... the universe... the sky... starships... a door...
For some reason, the sentences forming in his mind turned into gibberish when he wrote them on paper.
The little tentacle monster didn't care. More importantly, he was even more certain now.
I definitely am not a tentacle monster!!!
Excitedly, he wrote the final words in his diary and closed the notebook. The gilded title on its cover came into view.
How to Conquer the World by Sailing (crossed out)
Remembering the books he'd read about humans, the little tentacle hurriedly added a few strokes to the black lines and wrote a new title beneath it.
How to Transport Supplies by Ship and Save People from Danger!
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Li Dan thought the little monster was getting stranger and stranger. At first, like a little pet, it had insisted on squeezing into his bedroom to sleep.
Little by little, it became adamant about climbing into his bed.
Now it wouldn't settle down unless it was holding him!
One day, Li Dan finally lost his patience and demanded to know what was wrong with the little monster.
In response, the little tentacle plopped several books onto the table.
"A Guide to Engagement"
"How to Live a Happy and Fulfilling Life"
"A Husband's Guide to Self-Improvement"
Li Dan: ?!
"Who the hell told you we're married?!"
The little tentacle stared at him blankly, then hurriedly flipped through the books to check.
"Why aren't we? The books say only married couples stay together all the time, sleep in the same bed, eat dinner together, and kiss."
Several soft, slender tentacles curled around its head as if bashful. Its big, round eyes peered through a gap that did absolutely nothing to conceal them.
Li Dan was even more baffled. The first parts made sense, but kisses?
"And when have I ever kissed you..."
His words caught in his throat as he suddenly realized that the little tentacle ate with its tentacles.
Tentacles were its mouth.
And that little brat often sat on his shoulder, pretending to be an innocent little accessory.
Those sticky, slender things would keep bouncing against his face whenever he ran.
Li Dan: "…"
Li Dan: "??!!"
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He had fallen in love with a monster. There was nothing wrong with admitting it.
Even if that was also... something you gave me.
Reading Guide 1.0
1. Li Yizhi × Li Dan, one-on-one.
2. Happy ending. The couple is devoted to each other. Mutual pampering between two strong characters.
3. The setting is entirely fictional. Please don't relate it to real life. The worldbuilding is for the sake of the plot.
4. The seme has three forms: nonhuman, usually a little tentacle ball in the early story, often human after the romance develops, and his true form when necessary. That's just the author's little weakness.
5. More to come if I think of anything!
Thesis: Never give up. Overcome difficulties, and humanity will find its way
Updated around 0:00 every day, thanks for liking~
——Look at the advance collection of the column "Who will take care of my powers!"
Bad news, he traveled through time.
Even worse news is that in the world he traveled through, at least one out of ten people had supernatural powers.
Everything around him has not changed. The streets, buildings, and place names are all familiar to him. It doesn't sound like he has traveled through time, right?
——Until he communicated with a psychiatrist on a daily basis to ensure his physical and mental health, he found that the psychiatrist did not need to speak during treatment, and would press on his head when a suspicious green light group emitted from his hand.
But the good news is, he also has powers.
I just don't know if there is a bug in the time travel card, but his abilities will be new every week.
Not only that, but different personality buffs will be added to him from time to time:)
In the first week, he was a poor college student about to graduate. His powers were mediocre, except that he could read other people's thoughts, which happened to include a plan to silence him. Looking at his seemingly friendly classmates, he fell silent.
Lin Lumian: Yeah, keep talking, I'm listening.
Three days later, after hearing that their silence plan was changed from version A to version C, and that he revealed his own powers in his heart, Lin Lumian made a plan to thank them for bringing joy to his boring life, which was to kidnap them in reverse according to their plan, tie them with a beautiful bow, and send them directly to the door of the superpower bureau.
The next week, I woke up and found that my identity had changed. This time I was the president of a multinational group. I would have a steady stream of income every day without doing anything.
Lin Lumian almost thought that he had traveled through time again, and when he was about to lie down and count the money, he discovered the truth about the superpower.
Oh, if I remember correctly, it seems that I was silenced in the first week because of this branch of a multinational group.
#About the fact that the poor little man who was about to be silenced became their immediate boss#
On the third week, he opened his eyes and saw that he was telling fortunes to others. The guests asked him piously how to solve the trouble.
Lin Lumian: You... As for your matter... I'll just say a few words... Anyway...
Help! What should I do if I can't continue editing!
It doesn't matter, he knows the truth very well. If the problem cannot be solved, the person who created the problem will be solved. Don't be afraid of the guests. It's not you, but the things behind you.
Lin Lumian stepped on the black shadow under his feet and thought about whether he could make a souvenir for the guest, but for some reason, the guest became even more scared.
The year 20XX is an era of emerging talents. The Dreamland has welcomed its new owner. The Superpower Bureau has a record-breaking executive. The Gray Realm is ruled by mysterious superpowers who suddenly appear.
Lin, the legendary reporter, will interview all of the above. Lu Mian: Yes, it's all me. The question is, how do I interview myself?
Small theater:
One day, Lin Lumian couldn't help but ask the person who always appeared next to him what he wanted to do.
Someone looked at him obediently, his eyes as bright as stars reflected only the figure of the next person, and the corners of his mouth "reluctantly" raised.
"Okay, if you really don't want me to show up... I'll listen to you."
Lin Lumian: "…"
OK! If you like it, just follow it!
There are many vests who like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, but they always accidentally spoil bkinggong
Wait, why is it over? What is the source of the pollution? Is it just the pollution left by the death of the ocean? What is the source of superpowers? Human beings have evolved for three thousand years without any interference from external factors?
Congratulations on finishing spreading flowers! ! ! ! But it felt like the ending was too fast, and there was still a lot/not enough time to catch up.
To: To all my friends who haven't fallen into the trap yet, run away because the trap [has melted], my wife has been cheating for more than two months [heartbroken]
I feel that there is still a lot more to expand on the worldview, but it has a beginning and an end. The young couple is very cute and happy to watch 🥺
"This statement is ambiguous, not religious..." This is a big bug for the author~
"This statement is ambiguous, not religious..." This is a big bug for the author~
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Wait, I read this as a drama, but I feel like there are a lot of unfilled plot holes. (Why do so few people discuss the plot?)
The three major inland seas: pollution, strange objects, aliens, plus original humans.
Timeline:
In an unknown prehistoric year, "Ocean" was persuaded by Li Yiji to come from the core of the planet to the surface of the ocean.
In 2239 of the old calendar, the Star passed through the star gate to inspect the interstellar colony (Chapter 65)
In 2331 of the old calendar, the Star carried people to the inland sea to avoid pollution (Chapter 102). By this time the inland sea had been polluted (Chapter 82).
From 2331 in the Old Calendar (the last recorded time of cats) to 2343 (1 year in the New Calendar) (the era of historical faults), the oceans have been polluted, and no humans can be seen on the land. The "ocean" floated up into the air, blocked the inland sea, and threw Li Yiji into the bottom of the inland sea (Chapter 102). At the same time, the "ocean" began to throw passing aliens into the "inner sea". The Star crashed in the inland sea, and the Yinmobai fell asleep at the bottom of the inland sea (Chapter 111). (Historical Fault Era, Chapters 69 and 82)
Around the year 2600 of the New Calendar, the Rose Gold Knights defected to seal the holy relics. Li Dan was chased and fell into the sea, becoming the captain of the Yin Mo Bai, and the Inquisition was established (Chapter 79). (At least 500 years have passed since the rebellion of the Knights of the Rose in Chapter 4).
In an unknown year in the old calendar, Li Dan wakes up.
In the year 5450 of the old calendar (year 3107 of the new calendar), Li Yizhi woke up.
(1) What is the source of pollution/holy objects/human superpowers?
(2) The "ocean" created the inland sea. Do humans know that it was the "ocean" that created it? Did the two parties reach an agreement at that time? Or a "miracle"? Was it when "Ocean" blocked the inland sea that it caused the Star to fall?
(3) When the Star entered the inland sea mentioned in Chapter 111, "Many humans boarded the ship, and many humans stayed behind." Are the remaining humans destined to die if they know about it? (Referring to the definition of the Star as human fire at that time, or did humans only think of it as a transit station at that time?)
(4) Chapter 82 "No." Sledge retorted, "In 2331, some humans sailed into the Inland Sea on the Star, intending to use it as a short-term transit station. This is what the Inner Sea is like."
Chapter 84 "After listening to their description of the marine civilization, Sreeqi was not surprised that they didn't know about the inland sea. The arrival of pollution exceeded everyone's expectations. She never thought that so many things happened during the time when she shut down her phone. The inland sea, which was originally a transfer station, unexpectedly suffered from pollution one after another. The crisis of destruction caused mankind's records of the past to be lost.
——This is what the cat in Chapter 82 refers to. When humans entered the inland sea in 2331, was the inland sea just polluted? (Inconsistent with Chapter 84) Or does it just refer to the existence of the barrier layer?
(5) What is the relationship between Xu Wei and the holy object? Why did Li Yizhi get Xu Wei's memory after devouring the holy object? Is it because there is everything in the holy object, but Li Yizhi only gets Xu Wei's memory (or illusion) after he gets his terminal?
(6) Why does Li Yiji always think that he is a human? Is it because he has always observed human beings and likes them? Humans had not yet appeared when they emerged from their shells?
Are the Rose Gold Knights, except Miwan, dead or alive? Or was it originally a sacrifice for Miwan's "rebirth" ritual, but he died when the underground city collapsed? (Chapter 28)
Updated around 0:00 every day, thanks for liking~ ——Look at the advance collection of the column "Who will take care of my powers!" Bad news, he traveled through time. Even worse news is that in the world he traveled through, at least one out of ten people had supernatural powers. Everything around him has not changed. The streets, buildings, and place names are all familiar to him. It doesn't sound like he has traveled through time, right? ——Until he communicated with a psychiatrist on a daily basis to ensure his physical and mental health, he found that the psychiatrist did not need to speak during treatment, and would press on his head when a suspicious green light group emitted from his hand. But the good news is, he also has powers. I just don't know if there is a bug in the time travel card, but his abilities will be new every week. Not only that, but different personality buffs will be added to him from time to time:) In the first week, he was a poor college student about to graduate. His powers were mediocre, except that he could read other people's thoughts, which happened to include a plan to silence him. Looking at his seemingly friendly classmates, he fell silent. Lin Lumian: Yeah, keep talking, I'm listening. Three days later, after hearing that their silence plan was changed from version A to version C, and that he revealed his own powers in his heart, Lin Lumian made a plan to thank them for bringing joy to his boring life, which was to kidnap them in reverse according to their plan, tie them with a beautiful bow, and send them directly to the door of the superpower bureau. The next week, I woke up and found that my identity had changed. This time I was the president of a multinational group. I would have a steady stream of income every day without doing anything. Lin Lumian almost thought that he had traveled through time again, and when he was about to lie down and count the money, he discovered the truth about the superpower. Oh, if I remember correctly, it seems that I was silenced in the first week because of this branch of a multinational group. #About the fact that the poor little man who was about to be silenced became their immediate boss# On the third week, he opened his eyes and saw that he was telling fortunes to others. The guests asked him piously how to solve the trouble. Lin Lumian: You... As for your matter... I'll just say a few words... Anyway... Help! What should I do if I can't continue editing! It doesn't matter, he knows the truth very well. If the problem cannot be solved, the person who created the problem will be solved. Don't be afraid of the guests. It's not you, but the things behind you. Lin Lumian stepped on the black shadow under his feet and thought about whether he could make a souvenir for the guest, but for some reason, the guest became even more scared. The year 20XX is an era of emerging talents. The Dreamland has welcomed its new owner. The Superpower Bureau has a record-breaking executive. The Gray Realm is ruled by mysterious superpowers who suddenly appear. Lin, the legendary reporter, will interview all of the above. Lu Mian: Yes, it's all me. The question is, how do I interview myself? Small theater: One day, Lin Lumian couldn't help but ask the person who always appeared next to him what he wanted to do. Someone looked at him obediently, his eyes as bright as stars reflected only the figure of the next person, and the corners of his mouth "reluctantly" raised. "Okay, if you really don't want me to show up... I'll listen to you." Lin Lumian: "…" OK! If you like it, just follow it! There are many vests who like to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, but they always accidentally spoil bkinggong
Wait, why is it over? What is the source of the pollution? Is it just the pollution left by the death of the ocean? What is the source of superpowers? Human beings have evolved for three thousand years without any interference from external factors?
Congratulations on finishing spreading flowers! ! ! ! But it felt like the ending was too fast, and there was still a lot/not enough time to catch up.
To: To all my friends who haven't fallen into the trap yet, run away because the trap [has melted], my wife has been cheating for more than two months [heartbroken]
I feel that there is still a lot more to expand on the worldview, but it has a beginning and an end. The young couple is very cute and happy to watch 🥺
"This statement is ambiguous, not religious..." This is a big bug for the author~
"This statement is ambiguous, not religious..." This is a big bug for the author~
Looks good, looks good, looks good! ! ! ! ❤️[Spread Flowers][Cat's Claw]
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Wait, I read this as a drama, but I feel like there are a lot of unfilled plot holes. (Why do so few people discuss the plot?) The three major inland seas: pollution, strange objects, aliens, plus original humans. Timeline: In an unknown prehistoric year, "Ocean" was persuaded by Li Yiji to come from the core of the planet to the surface of the ocean. In 2239 of the old calendar, the Star passed through the star gate to inspect the interstellar colony (Chapter 65) In 2331 of the old calendar, the Star carried people to the inland sea to avoid pollution (Chapter 102). By this time the inland sea had been polluted (Chapter 82). From 2331 in the Old Calendar (the last recorded time of cats) to 2343 (1 year in the New Calendar) (the era of historical faults), the oceans have been polluted, and no humans can be seen on the land. The "ocean" floated up into the air, blocked the inland sea, and threw Li Yiji into the bottom of the inland sea (Chapter 102). At the same time, the "ocean" began to throw passing aliens into the "inner sea". The Star crashed in the inland sea, and the Yinmobai fell asleep at the bottom of the inland sea (Chapter 111). (Historical Fault Era, Chapters 69 and 82) Around the year 2600 of the New Calendar, the Rose Gold Knights defected to seal the holy relics. Li Dan was chased and fell into the sea, becoming the captain of the Yin Mo Bai, and the Inquisition was established (Chapter 79). (At least 500 years have passed since the rebellion of the Knights of the Rose in Chapter 4). In an unknown year in the old calendar, Li Dan wakes up. In the year 5450 of the old calendar (year 3107 of the new calendar), Li Yizhi woke up. (1) What is the source of pollution/holy objects/human superpowers? (2) The "ocean" created the inland sea. Do humans know that it was the "ocean" that created it? Did the two parties reach an agreement at that time? Or a "miracle"? Was it when "Ocean" blocked the inland sea that it caused the Star to fall? (3) When the Star entered the inland sea mentioned in Chapter 111, "Many humans boarded the ship, and many humans stayed behind." Are the remaining humans destined to die if they know about it? (Referring to the definition of the Star as human fire at that time, or did humans only think of it as a transit station at that time?) (4) Chapter 82 "No." Sledge retorted, "In 2331, some humans sailed into the Inland Sea on the Star, intending to use it as a short-term transit station. This is what the Inner Sea is like." Chapter 84 "After listening to their description of the marine civilization, Sreeqi was not surprised that they didn't know about the inland sea. The arrival of pollution exceeded everyone's expectations. She never thought that so many things happened during the time when she shut down her phone. The inland sea, which was originally a transfer station, unexpectedly suffered from pollution one after another. The crisis of destruction caused mankind's records of the past to be lost. ——This is what the cat in Chapter 82 refers to. When humans entered the inland sea in 2331, was the inland sea just polluted? (Inconsistent with Chapter 84) Or does it just refer to the existence of the barrier layer? (5) What is the relationship between Xu Wei and the holy object? Why did Li Yizhi get Xu Wei's memory after devouring the holy object? Is it because there is everything in the holy object, but Li Yizhi only gets Xu Wei's memory (or illusion) after he gets his terminal? (6) Why does Li Yiji always think that he is a human? Is it because he has always observed human beings and likes them? Humans had not yet appeared when they emerged from their shells? Are the Rose Gold Knights, except Miwan, dead or alive? Or was it originally a sacrifice for Miwan's "rebirth" ritual, but he died when the underground city collapsed? (Chapter 28)