My Archnemesis Could Never Become My Wife

Lin Qiunan × Qi Qingye

Cool, elegant, secretly passionate Immortal Venerable × alluring, amorous, delicate Demon Lord

As the Demon Sect's Grand Elder, Qi Qingye has always loved three things: getting under the skin of righteous cultivators, getting under the skin of righteous sects, and getting under the skin of Lin Qiunan, the famously cool and noble Grand Elder of the Immortal Alliance.

Until one day, Lin Qiunan tops her.

Qi Qingye doesn't know what "top" means. The "System" that suddenly appears in her head after that outrageous night tells her.

The "System" says the world she lives in is a girls' love novel called Enemies Must Become Wives. She and Lin Qiunan are the protagonists, and that outrageous night is where the story begins. In the coming plot, they will go through a series of heart-wrenching trials and tribulations before ending up together, both covered in scars.

More precisely, Qi Qingye will be the one left heartbroken and covered in scars, eventually kicked out of the Demon Sect and left to wander the streets.

After all, Autumn Moon Daoist Venerable Lin Qiunan is "cool and noble," "untouched by the mortal world," and "upright and brave"... Even their happy ending seems to be something Qi Qingye begs for on her knees.

Qi Qingye has only six things to say about this: "..."

She's going to kill Lin Qiunan right now.

Congratulations, Host. You are about to trigger a key plot point. Reward: cultivation...

Qi Qingye: Wait, what's wrong with this book?

But it's giving me cultivation...

Qi Qingye decides to cheat the System out of cultivation while changing the plot. Once her cultivation is far beyond Lin Qiunan's, she'll kill her, or at least stab her until she's crippled.

What do you mean that woman is the top?!

But...

She hassles Lin Qiunan, and the female lead's affection increases by 1.

She beats up Lin Qiunan's disciple, and the female lead's affection increases by 1.

She tricks Lin Qiunan into exploring a secret realm with her, where they get badly injured, and the female lead's affection increases by 1.

Qi Qingye looks at the affection value about to overflow. Wait, what's wrong with that woman?

But she is a pretty good cook...

When the Demon Sect's Patriarch's plot to collude with enemies from beyond the realm and overthrow the Nine Provinces is exposed, Qi Qingye's assassination attempt fails, and she is gravely wounded. As she lies covered in blood in the River of Blood, her consciousness fading, she seems to see the proud, frost-pale Autumn Moon fall from the night sky, tumbling through the blood as she staggers over and embraces her, her voice trembling

"Qi Qingye, you slept with me. You can't abandon me."

Qi Qingye is in pain, and furious.

Damn it! Who slept with whom?!

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Lin Qiunan's path to immortality has been exceptionally proper. She peacefully cultivates, peacefully serves as an elder, and peacefully guards the Immortal Alliance. The only improper thing is...

That year in the secret realm, she fell for the bewitching woman standing with sword in hand amid a sea of blood mist.

That night, drunk and carried away, she laid hands on the woman whose cheeks were flushed but whose lips were even more alluring.

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This novel is also known as:

My Nemesis Can't Become My Wife

I Absolutely Refuse to Be My Nemesis's Bottom

Fine, I'll Be the Bottom, but I'll Top My Nemesis Again Someday

All Right, I Accept My Fate

Hahaha, I Topped Her Again!!!

Could You Stop Lying with That Cold, Indifferent Face?

Theme: Create the future and surpass yourself.