Playing a Background Character in a Dog-Blooded World

[Steady, motherly CEO gong x self-deprecating, on-the-front-lines corporate drone shou]

[Synopsis]

Liu Shucheng can't figure it out. He's spent his whole life doing good deeds, so why does everyone else transmigrating into a book get one cheat after another, while he ends up in a melodramatic series universe as an NPC under a villain by day and... damn it, a piece of set dressing for the protagonists by night!

He's the wall that domineering CEOs pin their sweethearts against, the king-size bed where they make passionate love, the streetlight that casts a dramatic glow, and maybe even... some indescribable prop for their bedroom games?!

Liu Shucheng, pupils shaking: ...Huh?

Madness! This world is completely insane. I don't care what happens to it, I'm done watching! Get lost, all of you!

*

When a stubborn CEO is about to force himself on a cool, delicate beauty, Liu Shucheng, who's transmigrated into a king-size bed, springs up, knocks the CEO unconscious, then leaves with the resilient beauty, crashing through the wall in righteous fury!

Liu Shucheng curses inwardly: [You stupid bastard, where did freedom and democracy go? And you're supposedly an outstanding provincial entrepreneur! You coercive little shrimp! Die! Die! Die!]

Stubborn CEO: ??

The delicate beauty, saved just in time: !!

*

When a gloomy CEO prepares to abduct a proud young heir on a rainy night and lock him in a villa, Liu Shucheng, now a streetlight, silently recites the rule of law and democracy, then crashes down on the CEO's head.

[I'm gonna smash you into next week, you lawbreaking piece of trash!!]

Gloomy CEO: ? (Gets knocked out and falls over.)

Young heir: ! (Wait! The streetlight can talk?!)

*

When a luxury yacht has an accident and a heartless CEO abandons his substitute to save his one true love, Liu Shucheng, now a rescue boat, races over and saves the substitute.

[You idiot! Your one true love has a Level 3 lifeguard certificate and went into the water to save the substitute! You can't even swim. You're just getting in the way. Go drown already!]

Heartless CEO: ...

Substitute: !!

So the one true love is actually a good person?!

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Later, Liu Shucheng's many interventions completely derail the melodramatic plots of the series.

When his identity is exposed, three CEO gongs all come looking for him at once.

Liu Shucheng quietly edges behind his own boss, Gu Yueche, the powerful young president of the Gu Corporation and an essential fixture of every wealthy-family novel. "Boss, this is beyond my pay grade. You deal with it!"

Gu Yueche elegantly rolls up his suit sleeves, revealing his well-trained, muscular arms. "Call 911."

Liu Shucheng: "On it!"

His boss really is such a kind man!

[Before You Read]

1. A ridiculous comedy, all about madness and fun. Anything could happen, and the author won't provide any content warnings. That's just the kind of crazy story this is.

2. The shou is an ordinary, vulgar old corporate drone and social phobe. He can be timid, frightened, worried, and creep around in the shadows, but he's also a face-con obsessed with beautiful people. Sometimes his sense of justice flares up and he can't help rushing to save someone, making him a heaven-sent clown with a heart of gold.

The gong, Gu Yueche, knows how to use his words, play coy, and act pitiful. He understands that if you can't swallow your pride, you won't get a wife.

3. I won't read comments during serialization. Comment if you feel like it, and I hope you enjoy the story.

4. Updates before midnight every night. If there's no update, I'll post a notice in advance.

5. The story may be revised at any time, with new scenes or extras added. The official version is only on Jinjiang.

Theme: Love makes people thrive.