After I Started Dating the Campus Heartthrob in Women's Clothes

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Jiang Zhou is beautiful, but he dreams of a life in the military and wants nothing more than to become a tall, mighty muscleman.

But even after graduating from college, he is still a skinny weakling. He was once even forced to wear a little skirt, leaving behind an embarrassing memory he'd rather forget.

Years after graduation, Jiang Zhou gets a call from an upperclasswoman asking him to dress in women's clothes and meet her younger brother, who's just started college.

Remembering the trouble he'd caused back then, Jiang Zhou grits his teeth and borrows a little skirt from his playboy roommate. As he pulls on a pair of black stockings, he swears:

"This is the last time! I'll reject him outright when we meet. If I ever wear women's clothes again, I'm a dog!"

Back home, when his playboy roommate asks how it went, Jiang Zhou falls silent for a moment. "...Woof, woof."

Jiang Zhou doesn't think he can be blamed. Who could resist a kid who's 193 centimeters tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs, playing basketball when they meet and lifting his jersey to reveal eight dazzling abs?

He only agreed to date him because he was momentarily bewitched. All he has to do is break up in time. After all, he's a dyed-in-the-wool straight man!

So Jiang Zhou humbly asks his playboy roommate for advice and receives the ultimate breakup guide: glare at him, be unreasonable, and, most importantly, don't let things go further!

Some time later, his roommate asks how the breakup is going.

Jiang Zhou looks away. "It's... going pretty well, I guess. We've only gotten to second base so far..."

A few months later, Jiang Zhou knocks on his roommate's door, clutching his little skirt and panicking so badly he can barely get the words out.

"He says he wants us to live together... The apartment's right by the subway... He'll do all the housework... I can touch his abs whenever I want... I... I got carried away and said yes! What do I do? If I come clean now, will they go easy on me? QAQ"

Roommate: "...First, explain why a self-proclaimed dyed-in-the-wool straight man likes touching abs."

Chen Feng knew Jiang Zhou was a man from the very beginning. He was thirteen back then, not three.

Reader's guide: 1. Pure, sweet two-person romance, with a monogamous top and bottom, body and heart; 2. Pretty, straight office-worker bottom x cool, calculating college-student top; 3. A writing exercise, so please be kind.

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Three things happened to Yan Hui when he was eighteen.

First, he got his heart broken.

Second, he slept with the person he had a crush on.

Third, he got pregnant.

At last, Yan Hui understood why his parents had always favored his younger brother and left him to fend for himself.

At eighteen, he escaped his family and made a home of his own.

At eighteen, Yu Xiang learned three lessons.

First, sooner or later, you pay for saying one thing and meaning another.

Second, people who seem soft can be even more decisive when it comes to taking action.

Third, the duck in your mouth really can fly away.

It took Yu Xiang ten whole years to finally find Yan Hui, only to discover he already had a boyfriend.

Angry and miserable, Yu Xiang could do nothing but listen to "Fulfillment" all night.

By chance, Yu Xiang runs into Yan Hui on a date with his boyfriend. While Yan Hui is in the restroom, Yu Xiang gives the man a warning, then hands him a business card and says he can come to him if he ever runs into trouble.

The man blinks, delighted, and pulls out a piece of paper. "Then, Uncle, could you sign this for me? I'm too scared to ask Dad."

Yu Xiang looks down. Across the page, in big black letters, it reads:

Third Grade, First Semester, Chinese, Unit Two Test.

Good news: There's no one else around my wife.

Bad news: My wife might already be married and have a grown son. QAQ

Yan Hui: If only you'd look in a mirror... Never mind.

[Gentle but strong-willed, beautiful writer bottom x devoted, overthinking CEO top]

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When Wen Zhen learns that his roommate is Qin Yue, the most handsome guy in the neighboring department, his friend tells him to break the lease while he still can.

Friend: "Qin Yue is famous for being homophobic, and you're a well-known guy who came out in your first year. Living with him is just asking for trouble."

Wen Zhen isn't bothered. "I moved out of the dorms for some peace and quiet. If he's homophobic, he'll definitely leave me alone. Sounds great."

After meeting Qin Yue, Wen Zhen decides that maybe a little trouble wouldn't be so bad.

When a friend asks what Wen Zhen looks like, Qin Yue thinks for a full minute before managing three words: "Pretty long legs."

A few months later, he adds, "They stick way out when he's got them over my shoulders. Fun. I could play with them for the rest of my life."

Friend: "...?"

[Cool, aloof, teasing beauty bottom x straightforward, tough-guy top]

Theme: Those who never forget will find an answer.