What Does the Jujutsu World Even Matter?

My name is Sakai Hoshiyu, and I'm a fortune teller. Recently, I saw the script of my life.

I have little affinity with my parents, was born with an eye condition, and lack money, power, and... life itself.

I knew I was unlucky, but I never imagined I'd be this unlucky. Looking at the one day I have left, and my lifespan that keeps shrinking, I fall into deep thought.

Just then, I notice something.

A line of small text appears above the head of the black-haired kid named Geto in my class

[Change your fate through bonds. Your classmate Geto will eat lunch by himself and lose lifespan. You decide, ]

A. Pull down his pants, steal the cursed spirit orb he captured, and make him cry. Gain a hostile bond, lifespan +5 days.

B. Catch a beneficial cursed spirit and give it to him to grow closer. Gain a friendship bond, lifespan +3 days.

C. Politely ask him if you can change the flavor of his cursed spirit orb. Gain a kindred-spirit bond, lifespan +8 days.

D. Choose all of the above. Gain a %…@? bond, and double all the rewards.

Watching my lifespan continue to dwindle, I decisively choose D and walk over to Geto with a friendly warning: "Get ready."

Geto: ?!

Ten seconds later, little Geto looks at the glowing white cursed spirit orb the transfer student has handed him. With tears in his eyes, he pulls up his pants and scolds me: "Sakai Hoshiyu! Are you a pervert?!"

Life goes on quietly, and after grinding Geto's bond level like crazy, I successfully extend my life and make it to the technical college.

Looking at the golden, unique bond glowing above my white-haired classmates' heads, I see a ray of hope

[Extend your life through bonds. Force a kiss on the sheltered Six Eyes. Gain a %…@? bond, lifespan +10 years.]

My eyes light up, and I give my seemingly innocent white-haired classmate a friendly warning: "Get ready."

"What do you mean?" The innocent Six Eyes leans closer. His radiant blue eyes reflect the person in front of him.

The other person has white hair and eyelashes just like his, but her eyes look just like the Byakugan of the Hyuga clan in Naruto... Just as he's about to ask if she's a Hyuga,

she suddenly cups his face and kisses him?

Huh?

What?!

Wait, is this really happening?

Geto, returning with sodas: ?!!

Shoko looks at Geto's dark expression, then at the two still kissing. "Uh, I don't know why, either. They just suddenly started kissing..."

Their childhood friend separates them and lectures them sternly. "You can't just kiss people. Girls are the ones who get the raw end of the deal."

"I'm the one who got kissed without permission!" The Six Eyes bristles, but Shoko jumps up and covers his mouth. "Shut up. Can't you see he's about to explode?"

Is he? I look at my childhood friend in confusion, recall how it felt just now, and shake my head. "Not at all. As long as I enjoy it more than he does and I'm the one who makes the first move, I'm not the one getting the raw end of the deal!"

The sheltered young master: "See? It was her..."

Wait, something's not right.

Shoko: Ohhh...

Geto: !!!

Reading notes:

(1) I've changed the blurb. It's still the same old premise.

(2) The pairing isn't decided yet. I'm tentatively thinking Geto and Gojo. Whoever I end up writing is who it'll be.

(3) OOC warning, in bold above.

Core Theme: Don't panic when trouble comes. There's always a way through it.