My Technique Is Somehow a Risque Picture Meme

My name is Fujiya Chihori. I'm a jujutsu sorcerer, and recently I awakened a strange technique.

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Technique: Roll a reaction image you've used before to help you fight.

I thought about all the reaction images I'd used and felt my vision go dark...

In real life, I'm reserved and socially awkward. Online, behind my secret identity, I'm wild and uninhibited. The reaction images I use are so unrestrained they're downright appalling.

It didn't take a genius to figure out that my gacha pool was full of trash, so there was no way I'd roll anything good. I kept this ability to myself and dutifully stayed at the bottom of the class at Jujutsu High.

Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. One day, on my way home, I stumbled across the Zenin clan's Heavenly Restriction Tyrant committing murder.

He spotted me. Judging by his expression, he was planning to kill me too, so I had no choice but to use my technique.

The reaction image I got was [Is your big brother there? Let me see your "beep".jpg]

As I faced him, tense and anxious, the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, who had been gripping his sword and looking murderous, charged over and took off his pants...

Me: That's huge!

Him: ?!

Anyway, I survived, and even discovered a new use for my technique >w<

When I fought the Six Eyes, who'd been at odds with me since childhood, I couldn't get past his Limitless, so I rolled a reaction image.

I was lucky enough to get [Pretty average, not sexy enough.jpg]

As we fought, the Six Eyes I was sparring with actually... (*/ω\*) Eek~

After enjoying the view, I couldn't resist blurting out: "It doesn't look like it, but you're really packing!"

His face flushed bright red, but he didn't hold back in his retort. "Chihori, do you like looking that much? I can show you whenever you want~"

Me: ?

During a cursed spirit cleanup organized by the higher-ups, I got beaten up badly by a piece of garbage curse because I couldn't beat it. In tears, I rolled [Go check out your porn site.jpg].

The Special Grade cursed spirit that had been trying to kill me immediately stopped beating me up and went into a human internet cafe!

Since I'd won in front of everyone by unfair means, I felt a little too embarrassed to hold my head up.

But the higher-ups in the jujutsu world all approved of my ability.

They even ranked me a Special Grade jujutsu sorcerer, and doubled my salary <(*罒▽罒*)>

Until...

I couldn't stand the endless missions and my shitty, exploitative bosses. When my weird-ponytailed classmate defected, I followed him. "Take me with you! I want to turn this world upside down too OvO!"

A glimmer flickered in the eyes of my weird-ponytailed classmate. "Chihori..."

Me: "What? Why are you suddenly being so mushy?"

Him: "..."

The higher-ups at Headquarters were furious, and sent the Six Eyes, who didn't get along with me, to "take us into custody."

After he caught us, he didn't arrest me. He walked right past me and beat up his best friend, my weird-ponytailed classmate.

He even said something about how it was bad enough that he acted recklessly on his own, but now he'd gone and dragged Chihori into it too.

He was acting like a lunatic, using a cutesy, pleading tone to complain to me: "Chihori, you're so heartless~ You just left me and Shoko behind like that."

Under his "meaningful" stare, I used my technique again and rolled another reaction image, just to avoid getting beaten into a swollen-faced mess like Geto.

Who knew I'd roll [Brother, come on over.jpg] :D

Looking at the two people coming closer, I...

Excuse me?

God who governs techniques, why does this skill come with self-inflicted damage?

Faced with a scene like this, all I can say is...

Just two of them!

Just kidding, I ran away--

Reader's guide:

(1) New memes! The author's original meme has flown away like a pigeon, so take or leave it as you like.

(2) Pairing undecided. For now, I'm thinking Geto and Gojo. Whoever I write is who it'll be.

(3) The main story is in third person. OOC warning, please take note.

(4) Here's a place to check your brain before reading.

Blurb written September 17, 2024

Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you'll reach the end.