Coming next, Book 1: "No Kissing or Sucking on the Strongest!" The blurb is at the end.
Coming next, Book 2: "After I Push My Way Into Sicko Tomie's Heart"
Coming next, Book 3: "What Does the Jujutsu World Think It Is?"
[Blurb]
The thing Wen Naixu regrets most is listening to her brother Itadori's nonsense: "Help people whenever you can." Because of that, she rescued her classmate Fujiwara, who was being "bullied."
She thought that, just like her brother had described, she would finally gain her first true friendship.
Her System gave her the same reassurance, showing her an affection score that was nearly at the best-friend level.
Before Wen Naixu could celebrate, she was horrified to discover that the gorgeous Tomie was actually a guy!
The pervert took advantage of his cross-dressing to hug her, cuddle up to her, and kiss her cheek every day!
The day she realized Fujiwara Tomie was a pervert, she hopped on a train and fled to Tokyo overnight.
She went to stay with her brother, who claimed to be doing pretty well for himself.
When the pink-haired guy heard his little sister was coming to Tokyo, he became anxious.
In his eyes, his sister Xu Xu was frail and timid, someone who needed a lot of protection.
To make sure she would be comfortable in Tokyo, he contacted a real estate agent and carefully picked out a place that was supposedly in a good neighborhood, cheap, and pretty.
Worried his partner might scare her, he made sure to emphasize to his best friend just how shy and timid his little sister was.
When Megumi and Nobara saw Wen Naixu's ice-cold face, a question mark appeared over their heads.
Unless they'd seen wrong, hadn't she just casually crushed a curse with her bare hands?
And you call that timid and fragile?!
On the day Wen Naixu moved into her new home, she saw a woman crawling across the floor in a dark, twisted manner, and a huge question mark appeared over her head.
Wait, what kind of "reliable" big brother rents his little sister a haunted house?!
Fujiwara Tomie was tired of being pursued by girls all the time, so on a whim, he dressed as a girl and enrolled at the academy.
But he discovered that his twisted charm drove people mad. Just as he was growing bored and thinking of ending the game, he found out his desk mate, Wen Naixu, had no romantic feelings for him at all.
That thrilled him.
He wanted to conquer her, make desire color her icy face, make her beautiful eyes go mad for him, and turn her into a slave to his love. Just thinking about it excited him.
How could anyone not love Tomie?
He approached her with interest and worked his way into her life, making her get used to his presence and becoming her best friend. But how could she be so cute? She still hadn't even realized he was a guy.
Watching the men fawn over Wen Naixu like lovesick dogs, Fujiwara Tomie's eyes slowly reddened.
His little Naixu was so cute. How could he let other men touch her?
So he changed back into men's clothes and planned to officially seduce Wen Naixu, but...
Timid Xu Xu found out and ran away. What a pity. She didn't kill him.
He curled his lips into a smile. It was fine. He had all the time and patience in the world.
When he finally managed to get Xu Xu back, he saw a man with his arm around her shoulders.
Rage surged inside him. Who the hell was this four-eyed, pink-haired, short guy?!
Wait, what kind of person has four eyes?! Why were there so many weird-looking people around Xu Xu?!
#My Cross-Dressing Beauty Is a Crazy Suitor#
#So Weak and Still So Sharp-Tongued, Please Shut Up Already#
#My Wimp of a Brother Can Apparently Eat Anything#
#That's My Brother! What Are You Getting So Worked Up About?#
#The Pure-Love Warrior Is Big Brother Okkotsu! Why Are You Looking at Me?#
#Why Are There Perverts Everywhere?!#
Reader's note:
(1) The male lead is Tomie gender-swapped (emphasis added). Lots of original headcanon.
(2) The female lead is an original half-demon fox. She's Itadori's cousin, extremely overpowered, with an enormous golden finger.
(3) Crazy Tomie x ice-faced, socially anxious girl.
(4) There's a System from the start (it's a plot point). If this bothers you, don't force yourself to read. OOC warning, as noted above.
The next book is "No Kissing or Sucking on the Strongest!" Here's the blurb:
Hasano Chizuru was having a crisis. As a System, she'd only just gotten used to living as a human.
While drawing fan art at a client's request, she was kicked by her own recently strange, chubby cat into an absurd world full of curses.
The good news: She had System support.
The bad news: It was an otome-game System, and her mission was to fall into a sweet romance in this extremely dangerous world.
Even worse, the System brazenly claimed to know DK5 inside out and promised a guaranteed route, picking her love interest for her.
Hasano Chizuru, who had only been human for a few years, believed the System's nonsense: [Of course, seventeen-year-old me likes straightforward, sweet girls!]
When she confessed to seventeen-year-old Gojo in a soft voice,
he replied, "Haha, I'm so handsome and the strongest, of course you'd admire me and have a crush on me, Chizuru."
The tall, long-legged, white-haired boy elegantly signed his name on the back of her love letter. "This is such a hassle. Here, my autograph. But, Chizuru, are you sick? Your voice sounds weird today!"
Hasano Chizuru watched him gradually walk away, then looked down at the scrawled signature on the back of her love letter.
She challenged the System: Didn't you say this was guaranteed?
System 295 stared at the back of his younger self and fell into deep thought.
On the day he died, 295 was put inside a cat's body. His caretaker was a blue-haired girl who drew naughty comics.
When he saw her draw himself pinned beneath his best friend, about to be... well, you know, he immediately kicked her hard.
The good news: He'd returned to 2006. His best friend was alive and hadn't been taken over by Brain. Complete the System mission, and he could go back even further.
The bad news: He'd kicked the girl into another world, and turned into her dating-game System.
And the mission was...
To help a girl fall into a sweet romance in this world?
When choosing a love interest,
Gojo Satoru naturally entered his own name in the target field: [Gojo Satoru].
He grinned at his Host and said, "No one knows me better than I do."
But after his Host followed his strategy and lost again and again, he began to doubt himself deeply.
He decided to use the System's random daily-task feature. When he saw the refreshed tasks, [Kiss, hug, touch...], and the rest of the list,
he was overcome by a strange feeling. The Gojo System seemed to have suddenly come to a realization and said to its Host:
[Hey, I'm Gojo Satoru too. Go after me, not him!]
Hasano Chizuru: "Huh?"
After several days of silence, the fifth-year student who had finally realized his feelings paid her a late-night visit.
Looking into the girl's clear, mismatched eyes, his pale blue gaze held twisted feelings and a suppressed madness. "I don't care if this is love or not. I just want to see you right now."
Theme: No matter what adversity you face, live positively!
Gojo, who was cut in half, traveled through time and transformed into a kitten with fluffy hair and blue eyes.
The owner is a little blue-haired girl who draws seductive comics.
When he saw her drawing a picture of herself being pinned down by her best friend and about to be raped, he immediately gave her a flying kick.
The good news: Back in 2006, all the tragedy had not happened yet.
Bad news: The hostess was kicked through by him, and he became the other party's [Mary Sue] system, with the task of getting her to fall in love with her seventeen-year-old self...?!
Thinking of the "Xia Wu" Huang Yao she created, he laughed evilly and planned to make good use of his system identity.
Let your seventeen-year-old self, who is working hard, make changes.
After careful consideration, I released the first mission one [Please meet Gojo Satoru.
It was bound to make her see clearly that he and his best friend were innocent, and he was the one who had to suppress him...
Bah! He is straight!
Hasano Chizuru's mentality is broken, who understands? ! Excited to produce food, his cat owner will kick him into the second game world of [Cursed Love].
After her real body traveled through time, she felt that her future was hopeless. Fortunately, she was bound to the [Mary Sue] system.
The ability is that you can randomly obtain [your own abilities/settings/lines/appearance].
It's just that... The refresh conditions are a little outrageous.
Including but not limited to meeting the strongest one by chance, getting to know the strongest one, sucking the strongest one, becoming the strongest contemporary, kicking the strongest one, seducing the strongest one, banging the strongest one, sucking the strongest one, confessing to the strongest one, touching the strongest abdominal muscles, sucking the strongest one, kissing the strongest mouth...
Wait! Is there something weird mixed in?!
Hasano Chizuru looked at the increasingly outrageous tasks and questioned the unscrupulous system.
"Your mission... Are you sure you're not doing some weird pervert training?"
The system asked lazily: "Are you still taking Xia Wu?"
Hasano Chizuru said weakly: "Are you... Wuxia?"
System Five: "I... Bah, they are both straight men!"
Hasano Chizuru: "... I don't believe it."
Seventeen-year-old Gojo has been stalked by a crazy girl recently. The girl encounters him countless times but refuses to talk to him.
After she took the initiative to say hello, she would glance back and forth at herself and her best friend with unclear eyes, and respond with a confused expression: "No, I won't interrupt your date."
That night, he found that he had suddenly turned into a cat. Before he could figure out what was going on, a sweet and cloying sound filled his eardrums, "Kittens are born to be eaten by their mothers~~~"
The next moment, the head was put into someone's mouth.
After the head was spit out, his body uncontrollably adjusted to a belly-turning position. The girl's face was buried in the soft hair on his abdomen, and her voice became even more perverted: "The baby is so cute, let mommy suck it~muamuamuamua!"
Wutiao Maomao, who was in a trance after being kissed, had blue eyes gleaming: "... Meow?"
The instigator, System Gojo, held his chin: "It's a novel experience~ I, the young man, should enjoy the love from humans!"
Small theater 1:
When Hasano was teasing Shenzi, he unfortunately triggered the cg keyword.
The two people who were chatting were suddenly drawn to the wall by a strange force.
The five extreme reactions opened the field instantly. Their eyes met, and they saw the confusion and shock in the other person's eyes.
Hasano Chizuru, who was forced to the wall and had three broken ribs, was about to cry without tears: ... Who is that! Why are you blushing? What's the matter with closing your eyes and kissing me? ! ... Nmd I'm going to die!
Everyone passing by looked out from behind the wall: They... Don't want that, right? ! Chizuru really loves Satoru very much.
Glass: Can't you see that she was vomiting blood?
Small theater 2:
Since Chizuru Hasno's golden finger evolved, the spell evolved into "labeling", and the label originated from her setting of the protagonist.
As a result, the entire magic world felt the horror set by the protagonist——
Volcano Head: Please, I'm just a pitiful, weak and helpless person... Don't touch me, the fire is going to be put out TAT
Masato: As soon as you touch it... Forget it, humans are still playing dirty.
Wujo Maomao, who had successfully ascended to the throne, looked at the "super long-lasting endurance" written by Hasano and was eager to try: You really can't let me try it?
Hasano Chizuru's expression did not change: I used it.
Wutiao Maomao was shocked: Ha! Has Chizuru been secretly cheating?
After a pause, he added cheerfully: Haha, I am indeed the strongest!
Hasano Chizuru:?
Small theater 3:
On the first day that Inujuan entered the Curse High School, he heard his wife Qianhe sigh: "If you use this skill on me, I can't imagine how strong I will be..."
A simple dog roll doesn't know why.
Until he saw his master's wife fighting, she dared to put any shameless labels on her opponents, and Gojuan seemed to have been opened to a new world——
Silently replaced the too violent words such as "Go to hell!" And "Explode!" Into short sentences that are painful and social.
Including but not limited to "taking off pants", "throwing out clothes", "dancing Shao dance"...
Since then, Gojuan has become famous in one battle and has become a nightmare for a new generation of magicians.
At the beginning, the spellcasters said: Hahahaha, what the hell is a spell caster? You can only use it as an auxiliary.
Later: That's enough for you. Have you ever heard of a magician who died of diarrhea? You're so dirty...
Tomie: Although the seduction was stillborn, the art of language
Good guy, Tomie can really act like a baby anytime, anywhere
The split body Tomie saved the little fox. He was reborn and was taken to talk by Gojo. The main body Tomie saved the little fox in front of the tiger stick. Su Nuo burned the main body Tomie. So which Tomie is communicating with Sadako now? I don't understand.
My father-in-law can't help but hate the pig that stole his own cabbage, hahahahaha!
"Simply" is a big bug for the author~
"The year before last" gave the author a big bug~
The card ends, I will update it tomorrow...
Oops, you want to call me sister, right? [Bad laugh]
Gojo, who was cut in half, traveled through time and transformed into a kitten with fluffy hair and blue eyes. The owner is a little blue-haired girl who draws seductive comics. When he saw her drawing a picture of herself being pinned down by her best friend and about to be raped, he immediately gave her a flying kick. The good news: Back in 2006, all the tragedy had not happened yet. Bad news: The hostess was kicked through by him, and he became the other party's [Mary Sue] system, with the task of getting her to fall in love with her seventeen-year-old self...?! Thinking of the "Xia Wu" Huang Yao she created, he laughed evilly and planned to make good use of his system identity. Let your seventeen-year-old self, who is working hard, make changes. After careful consideration, I released the first mission one [Please meet Gojo Satoru. It was bound to make her see clearly that he and his best friend were innocent, and he was the one who had to suppress him... Bah! He is straight! Hasano Chizuru's mentality is broken, who understands? ! Excited to produce food, his cat owner will kick him into the second game world of [Cursed Love]. After her real body traveled through time, she felt that her future was hopeless. Fortunately, she was bound to the [Mary Sue] system. The ability is that you can randomly obtain [your own abilities/settings/lines/appearance]. It's just that... The refresh conditions are a little outrageous. Including but not limited to meeting the strongest one by chance, getting to know the strongest one, sucking the strongest one, becoming the strongest contemporary, kicking the strongest one, seducing the strongest one, banging the strongest one, sucking the strongest one, confessing to the strongest one, touching the strongest abdominal muscles, sucking the strongest one, kissing the strongest mouth... Wait! Is there something weird mixed in?! Hasano Chizuru looked at the increasingly outrageous tasks and questioned the unscrupulous system. "Your mission... Are you sure you're not doing some weird pervert training?" The system asked lazily: "Are you still taking Xia Wu?" Hasano Chizuru said weakly: "Are you... Wuxia?" System Five: "I... Bah, they are both straight men!" Hasano Chizuru: "... I don't believe it." Seventeen-year-old Gojo has been stalked by a crazy girl recently. The girl encounters him countless times but refuses to talk to him. After she took the initiative to say hello, she would glance back and forth at herself and her best friend with unclear eyes, and respond with a confused expression: "No, I won't interrupt your date." That night, he found that he had suddenly turned into a cat. Before he could figure out what was going on, a sweet and cloying sound filled his eardrums, "Kittens are born to be eaten by their mothers~~~" The next moment, the head was put into someone's mouth. After the head was spit out, his body uncontrollably adjusted to a belly-turning position. The girl's face was buried in the soft hair on his abdomen, and her voice became even more perverted: "The baby is so cute, let mommy suck it~muamuamuamua!" Wutiao Maomao, who was in a trance after being kissed, had blue eyes gleaming: "... Meow?" The instigator, System Gojo, held his chin: "It's a novel experience~ I, the young man, should enjoy the love from humans!" Small theater 1: When Hasano was teasing Shenzi, he unfortunately triggered the cg keyword. The two people who were chatting were suddenly drawn to the wall by a strange force. The five extreme reactions opened the field instantly. Their eyes met, and they saw the confusion and shock in the other person's eyes. Hasano Chizuru, who was forced to the wall and had three broken ribs, was about to cry without tears: ... Who is that! Why are you blushing? What's the matter with closing your eyes and kissing me? ! ... Nmd I'm going to die! Everyone passing by looked out from behind the wall: They... Don't want that, right? ! Chizuru really loves Satoru very much. Glass: Can't you see that she was vomiting blood? Small theater 2: Since Chizuru Hasno's golden finger evolved, the spell evolved into "labeling", and the label originated from her setting of the protagonist. As a result, the entire magic world felt the horror set by the protagonist—— Volcano Head: Please, I'm just a pitiful, weak and helpless person... Don't touch me, the fire is going to be put out TAT Masato: As soon as you touch it... Forget it, humans are still playing dirty. Wujo Maomao, who had successfully ascended to the throne, looked at the "super long-lasting endurance" written by Hasano and was eager to try: You really can't let me try it? Hasano Chizuru's expression did not change: I used it. Wutiao Maomao was shocked: Ha! Has Chizuru been secretly cheating? After a pause, he added cheerfully: Haha, I am indeed the strongest! Hasano Chizuru:? Small theater 3: On the first day that Inujuan entered the Curse High School, he heard his wife Qianhe sigh: "If you use this skill on me, I can't imagine how strong I will be..." A simple dog roll doesn't know why. Until he saw his master's wife fighting, she dared to put any shameless labels on her opponents, and Gojuan seemed to have been opened to a new world—— Silently replaced the too violent words such as "Go to hell!" And "Explode!" Into short sentences that are painful and social. Including but not limited to "taking off pants", "throwing out clothes", "dancing Shao dance"... Since then, Gojuan has become famous in one battle and has become a nightmare for a new generation of magicians. At the beginning, the spellcasters said: Hahahaha, what the hell is a spell caster? You can only use it as an auxiliary. Later: That's enough for you. Have you ever heard of a magician who died of diarrhea? You're so dirty...
Tomie: Although the seduction was stillborn, the art of language
Good guy, Tomie can really act like a baby anytime, anywhere
The split body Tomie saved the little fox. He was reborn and was taken to talk by Gojo. The main body Tomie saved the little fox in front of the tiger stick. Su Nuo burned the main body Tomie. So which Tomie is communicating with Sadako now? I don't understand.
My father-in-law can't help but hate the pig that stole his own cabbage, hahahahaha!
"Simply" is a big bug for the author~
"The year before last" gave the author a big bug~
The card ends, I will update it tomorrow...
Oops, you want to call me sister, right? [Bad laugh]
It looks good, madam, please update.