[Naruto Crossover] The Uchiha Love Warrior Is a Pro at Lying Down and Winning

I drew the cover myself. It's at an elementary schooler's doodling level, so please forgive me :D I also changed the title. The original title was [Crossover] The Uchiha Family's Number Six Dead Last - My name is Uchiha Xiu. I'm a ninja, and like most ninjas in the shinobi world, I've lost many important people to wars and missions. Of course, I've also caused others to lose people important to them. - I'm 28 this year, a widower raising a son. But now I might die too. I feel terrible for my close friend, who rushed here to save me, and for my three-year-old son. - Just as I was about to blow myself up along with the enemy ninja, so we could become one in body and spirit, something dramatic happened. Before I died, I was bound by a System called "You're a Good Person." It told me about the evil plan of the System and the HE God behind it: they wanted to rule our world and force us to complete missions, making us produce happy happy energy so that we would spend our entire lives making happy happy food for the HE race. - What a great deal! - So I decisively signed the contract selling myself into servitude, and then the so-called "plot" hit me right in the face. - My best friend abandoned his mission to save his comrade, was blamed by the villagers, and, with the Konoha leadership fanning the flames, eventually took his own life. My only remaining son was crushed, losing half his body, then tricked into giving up his body and heart by our former Clan Head, who put a cookie mask on him and had him pretend to be insane. He eventually betrayed us at a critical moment, only to be stabbed to ashes by the old hag. My clan was wiped out by the leadership of our village, the younger generation of our clan, and even my son. Even my cousin, who had been dead for years, was secretly attacked by his comrade, who then dug out his eyes. - Throughout my 28 years of life, I was branded a "dead last," "completely lacking in talent for ocular jutsu," and a "traitor to the Uchiha." Then, amid the overwhelming information on the battlefield of the future Fourth Shinobi World War, I awakened my Mangekyo Sharingan. - At that moment, I became the HE God's most devout follower. Please feel free to enslave me and make me complete missions, because I hope to exchange my rewards for the ability to transmigrate back to the past and save the important people I've lost. Besides, this world is too dangerous. That world called Pokemon looks pretty good to me. If kids are going to shout about becoming Hokage, they might as well stop being ninjas and come with me to become Pokémon Masters! - - Author's notes: 1. The protagonist is the top, and is an atypical Uchiha. 2. The protagonist and Hatake Sakumo are the same age. 3. There are lots of characters who have feelings for the protagonist. See the supporting cast section. *This story has a very high husband-and-father content level. If that bothers you, don't come in. Some important relationships between characters: Uchiha Kagami is the protagonist's cousin, Hatake Sakumo is his close friend from the same generation, and Uchiha Obito is his son in a future branch of the world. Tobirama's connection is a little distant, so I won't explain it. You'll understand when you see it. *Some things... well, you'll find out as you keep reading. - ***The couples are extremely weird. Don't stand on moral high ground and scold me. I have no morals. - 4. Most of this story is in first person, but some parts switch perspectives and use third person. (I kind of want to scrap the whole thing and revise it from scratch, but for now I'll keep updating as is. Once I've written enough, I plan to rewrite it, which will make polishing easier.) - This is a story committed to achieving a happy ending from the protagonist's point of view. In the end, the clan will move to the Pokemon world. Why do people keep saying my blurb doesn't meet the requirements...? It was sitting there normally for a whole year, then suddenly got censored... Theme: I'm not going to be a ninja anymore!