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● A spoiled troublemaker tames a demon lord
Abduction and domination | Marriage before love | A prodigal returns | Extreme push and pull | Hormones
1.
In the great hall.
He stands before Guan Yu, burning yellow paper and beheading a chicken, hands pressed together as he mutters a prayer. His mouth still carries the fragrance of oil and a woman's lip rouge. As he bows and offers incense, he nearly snaps the incense stick in half. His clothes hang loosely on him, and he looks lazy, showing no respect at all for the statue.
He looks less like someone here to draw a fortune stick and more like someone here to collect a debt.
"Guan Yu above, I'm Shang Fei below."
Shang Fei pauses, then turns and gives the reluctant Xia Wanshuang an arrogant, carefree smile. He crooks a finger, pulls her to his side, and holds her hand tightly.
"I can be below, too. Guan Yu, please bless my bb. May she rise through the ranks, get rich, and keep climbing higher. May all her wishes come true, and may she be healthy and happy for the rest of her life."
As he says this, the slender, upright line of his body is veiled by curling incense smoke, making him seem both real and unreal. His expression also grows more sincere, almost earnest.
"Xia Wanshuang, swear before Guan Yu that you'll love only me for the rest of your life."
Unable to break free from the man's firm grip, Xia Wanshuang buries her face against his chest and rolls her eyes coldly.
She's not in love with him!
2.
Before marriage: My wife is a spy. I need to stay away from her!
After marriage:
"Wanshuang, my willpower is weak. Please don't tempt me."
"Who's tempting whom?"
"Fine, I'm the one tempting you."
"The moonlight is beautiful tonight, bb. Want to kiss me?"
"I love you. I'm a monster, but I love you. I'm vile and shameless, overbearing and cruel, and so on and so forth. But I love you. I love you!"
Lolita
/Angst/Lean muscles/Overflowing with hormones
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Theme: Life is full of different kinds of people. Be a good person.