A Toilet's Ramblings

Mr. Toilet and Blue Towel exchanged glances. They both saw the same embarrassment in each other's eyes, and Blue Towel spoke first. "Oh my gosh, they just kissed? I can't believe it. Things are moving way too fast!"

Mr. Toilet said, "They're kissing pretty hard. Kang Jiayuan's going to complain that his mouth hurts later."

"Oh, I think I hear them going into the bedroom. Weren't they going to make tomato and beef rice?"

"...The groceries haven't arrived yet. They can only stay in the bedroom for ten minutes."

"Oh, right."

In the end, Kang Jiayuan and Zhao Zhe stayed in the bedroom for several hours. The delivery person knocked on the door for ages, but nobody came to answer it...

Theme: The whole universe loves you.