It's Exhausting Trying to Stay Sane in This Mary Sue World. Can You All Stop Freaking Out? I've Had Enough. When Will Humanity Be Destroyed? Meow Meow

The main story is told in third person.

Blurb:

Leng Xinc he, the eldest daughter of the Leng family, is cold and dazzling;

Leng Xinqi, the second daughter of the Leng family, is gentle and charming;

Leng Xinmo, the third daughter of the Leng family, is adorable and captivating.

You want to know who I am?

I'm their butler, a warm-hearted corpse.

But since I'm in a Mary Sue novel, I can't be an ordinary person either.

So I'm still a cat who turns into a human.

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Ye Yiming, the eldest son of the Ye family, is cold on the outside but warm inside;

Su Shuoxing, the second son of the Su family, is handsome and passionate;

Xia Xiaoqing, the young son of the Xia family, is quirky and clever.

None of these people matter. Allow me to formally introduce the private tutor to several of the young masters: a ten-thousand-year-old tree spirit who insists on doing broadcast calisthenics every day to stay fit, going by the stage name Teacher Mu.

He's currently pursuing me with great enthusiasm.

I have six things to say about that: ...

Being a wage slave is hard enough. Can matchmaking plots please leave me out of it!

My type is cat people, you stinking alien, stay away from me!

[Burn after reading]

1. It's pretty unhinged. Probably no one but the heroine is normal, so don't bother reasoning with these crazy men and women.

2. The heroine has no love interest, but the whole story is full of couples showing off the diversity of the human species in all sorts of ways. Everything serves the melodrama.

3. The heroine's full name is "Coco Cute Q|Q Bouncy and Stretchy Little Glutinous Rice Cake". Her nickname is "Leng Fugui".

Theme: Even an ordinary little person can live a spectacular life