After transmigrating to another world, Lan Shi Fang Lin opened his eyes to find himself at the scene of a bank robbery. There was one good piece of news and one bad one.
Good news: He came with a System, and its exchange shop was stocked with all kinds of items.
Bad news: He didn't have a penny, so he couldn't buy a thing.
Lan Shi Fang Lin muted the System, which had been screaming nonstop.
Forget it. Better to rely on himself than on Heaven or anyone else.
In three seconds, he hacked the criminals' communications and connected them to the police radio, helping them turn themselves in without any fuss.
Later, he made money writing code and finally managed to go to school like a normal high school student. But there was a problem...
It seemed a whole crowd of very sketchy people had their eyes on him.
A silver-haired man threatened to kill him if he didn't do the work.
Lan Shi Fang Lin wrote dozens of lines of code through his tears.
A blond guy with dark skin advised him that turning over a new leaf was the right thing to do.
Lan Shi Fang Lin wrote dozens more lines of code through his tears.
They were both his bosses, so of course he had to treat them equally.
Later, he tried adding a few more lines of code to the System.
After that, the shop started glitching every day and spitting out random items.
The System screamed, "Is this a distortion of human nature or a collapse of morality?!"
Lan Shi Fang Lin: "...Maybe take a look at what you've been giving me before you start yelling? A burger that keeps you from feeling hungry all day if you eat one bite, a love letter that absolutely won't reach the person you love, and a guaranteed way to look cool that only works when nobody's around. If I weren't good at improvising, you'd have gotten me killed ten times over."
The System: "I'm tainted now, boohoohoo..."
[Burn after reading]
1. The protagonist came from a world with a Danganronpa worldview. The character setup is the same as the one next door, but the stories are separate.
2. Basically a comedy, with rampant out-of-character behavior.
3. Saved on 2024-05-29
Theme: If you don't have a golden finger, roll up your sleeves and make your own way.