[Bungo Stray Dogs] Is It Wrong to Pursue Dark Dazai in Yokohama?

As one of the transmigration crowd, you successfully became a Yokohama local, and with all the local flair, a proud member of the Port Mafia.

The good news is that you have an ability, so you don't have to start at the bottom doing grunt work. The bad news is that your ability is nothing but flaws and obnoxiousness from head to toe.

Still, even a misfortune can turn out to be a blessing: Dark-Era Dazai took you under his wing. But did you get something terribly wrong on your way to winning Dark-Era Dazai's heart? Aaaaaah!

Note: 1. Some characters may be a little out of character. I can't help it; I know my writing isn't great. (Looks up at the sky and cries.)

2. Written in second person, entirely from your point of view. You can insert yourself, meow meow meow meow meow. I mean, if I've written it immersively enough.

3. This is a short story, with Dazai Osamu as the male lead. If possible, I may write two endings: one on the alpha route and one on the beta route.

Theme: The 36 love-making stratagems.