HP: The Grumpy Face

You haven't heard of Manlisa Lynch, that hot American transfer student? Come on, you must be seriously out of touch. You don't know the most popular girl at Hogwarts? She's gorgeous and captivating, and naturally, her romantic history is every bit as impressive as her charm. In short, it's the story of a hot girl transferring from Ilvermorny and sleeping her way through the men at Hogwarts (not really). Diggory, Wood, Weasley, Zabini: not one of them gets away (not really). Note: As usual, I'm writing without an outline. Canon-compliant Slytherin house, just a little more lovable than in canon. Slytherin haters, enter at your own risk. Theme: Live with confidence.