Harry Potter: The Ex-Drama

Fred Weasley got a new opportunity one weekend: to win back his girlfriend. “It’s hard to imagine how you managed to piss Evelyn off, but you’ll probably end up on the receiving end of her revenge.” George patted him on the shoulder, looking sympathetic. “Still, look on the bright side: at least you’re feeling young and lively again, even though you never lost that.” * For Fred, this might be a sweet but difficult challenge. For Evelyn Brook, however, it was a revelation: she realized her ex-boyfriend was an idiot, a damn, bloody bastard. “But if you keep going on about Fred, I’ll stuff you into a house-elf’s cooking pot,” said Evelyn’s roommate, Vera. “Honestly, it’s obvious you still like him, so why don’t you get back together?” “I’m still mad at him!” Evelyn blushed furiously. Theme: Thirty-Six Stratagems of Love