[Bungo Stray Dogs] When I Was So Poor I Had to Make a Living Breaking Bricks on My Chest, I Met Osamu Dazai

As you can see, I'm broke, a poor soul with just 10,000 yen a month to spend as I please.

Because I'm poor, I can catch a sword with my bare hands, break stones on my chest, and swallow a flaming sword. I can also wash dishes, do housework, and work as a hired thug. If only I had the build and strength for it, I could even learn sumo and perform on the street.

Unfortunately, a recent incident involving the Port Mafia affected me, causing my ability to go berserk, which led to my forged documents being discovered, which means I'm about to get locked up.

But luckily, someone rescued me.

The good news is I'm saved and won't be locked up. The bad news is, oh no, I think I've fallen for him.

Note: 1. If the opening doesn't seem to match the blurb's style, don't worry. It's only temporary. I wanted to get literary and impress you for a bit.

2. The characters will be extremely out of character, and the content will be wildly absurd and have no limits. I refuse to accept criticism of any kind. I'm fragile, and I'll die if anyone insults me. Also, some descriptions in the story may be exaggerated to match the anime's power levels. Don't say the characters have gotten stupid, or I'll be sad.

3. Pairing: Dazai Osamu

4. This will probably be a short story.

Theme: Perseverance.