Has the Sword Venerable Divorced Today...?

Yu Sheng bound herself to the Protagonist Support System, but as soon as she transmigrated into a book, the System went offline without explaining a thing. In the cultivation world, people would kill and loot at the slightest provocation. It was terrifying.

Yu Sheng worked herself to the bone for five hundred years, putting on a flawless bking act.

At last, she got together with Li Luo, the greatest Sword Venerable in the cultivation world. She thought she could lie flat and slack off, but who knew that the busted System, offline for five hundred years, would suddenly come back online?

Its first move was to toss her a million-word novel about a female lead's exhilarating path to immortality.

In the book, the heroine had heaven-defying luck. Even a stone she picked up by the roadside would be a spiritual treasure. It was as if the Heavenly Dao was spoon-feeding her.

Her only regret was loving someone she could never have. The master she admired, Sword Venerable Li Luo, cultivated the ruthless Dao and was as unyielding as a stone. Even when he gave his life to save the world, his soul utterly destroyed, he never once spared her a glance.

The System slapped down a mission: Make up for the Daughter of Fortune's regret and help her become Sword Venerable Li Luo's Dao companion. Reward: 500 points. Failure: execution.

Yu Sheng, current Dao companion of Sword Venerable Li Luo: ...Are you messing with me? Smiling.jpg

When the System saw the bright, bolded name Sword Venerable Li Luo's Dao companion on her character profile, it fell silent. The System pretended to be dead. The System went offline.

To complete the mission, Yu Sheng spent every day trying to set the heroine up with her Dao companion.

You're crazy, you're wild, you're the only green light...

#Hahaha, don't ask. The answer is that I'm in great mental health today, and feeling happy#

Li Luo had cultivated the ruthless sword for ten thousand years. One day, after returning from an expedition in a secret realm, he had forgotten many things. He heard that he had gained a Dao companion and had even shattered his sword heart for her, switching to the affectionate Dao. He thought it was utter nonsense.

When he met the woman rumored to be his Dao companion, he treated her coldly, sneering at his past self in his heart.

Ridiculous. Would he really shatter his Dao heart for a woman?

Later, he decided he wouldn't mind shattering that sword heart one more time...

Sword Venerable's Diary, Day One:

Today, my wife shut me out and told me to fulfill my duty as a master by teaching my newly accepted disciple. But I've never seen anyone as stupid as a pig. Hmm, my wife's mouth is clever, though. I want to kiss her until she's crying.

Sword Venerable's Diary, Day Two:

Today, my wife shut me out again. She made soup and told me to take it to the new young disciple. Hah, I haven't even tasted soup my wife made with her own hands. Hmm, it's sweet, but not as sweet as my wife's mouth.

Sword Venerable's Diary, Day Three:

Today, my wife shut me out yet again. She said the disciple was going down the mountain to gain experience and told me to protect him personally. Protect him personally? How can a flower grown in a greenhouse ever mature? As a sword cultivator, he should temper his sword heart through hardship. Hmm, my wife's waist is so soft. I like it.

A hundred years later, the heroine, trapped in a sword formation somewhere in the middle of nowhere and thoroughly screwed over by her own master: If I could do it all over again, I'd flip that old bastard's coffin lid right off.

P.S.:

The male lead is hopelessly lovestruck, and once the old stonehearted man gets it, he's fierce as hell.

In public, the female lead is an aloof, high-status bking. In private, she's twisted and crawling around in the dark (not really)...

Theme: May the deepest love be worthy of its promise, never failing the world or the one you love.