I'm a Golden Finger Wholesaler, Pay Up

1. In front of the City God Temple, dressed in rags and blind, there could be no more miserable transmigrator than Sang Yu.

She started with nothing but a bowl. She thought she'd gotten a farming story about making a fortune, but who could have guessed this world would be crawling with monsters and demons? In seven days, she'd be killed by an ancient-world version of Sadako.

Faced with such a hellish start, Sang Yu was ready to give up. Then, though late, her golden finger finally arrived. She was bound to the Golden Finger Wholesale System. As long as she sold golden fingers to suitable buyers, she could earn points for a lottery draw.

Sang Yu stocked up from the System. Looking at the rusty iron sword, the chipped broken bowl, and the ragged Taoist robe covered in patches she'd received, she fell into deep thought...

Was this golden finger even a proper golden finger? Maybe it should just be called the Junk System.

System: ...It's because your points are low! You can't afford the good stuff! Ugh!

Later, Sang Yu worked hard to sell off her stock and finally saved enough points to start drawing.

Congratulations, Host! You have obtained a supreme treasure: an unnamed immortal sword. With this sword, all immortals will return to their sect, and one stroke can split the heavens.

Congratulations, Host! You have obtained a supreme treasure: the Void-Swallowing Bowl. It contains heaven and earth and holds all things. With a single thought, heaven and earth are born.

Congratulations, Host! You have obtained a supreme treasure: the Robe of Heaven and Earth. Wearing it, no technique can harm you, and no calamity can destroy you.

Sang Yu: ^ω^ I get it... This System was made to wholesale golden fingers for her. It loves me so much, I'm crying!

System: (⊙o⊙)! Holy crap... In all my many generations of Hosts, I've never seen anyone with such absurd luck.

2. One day, several scholars and traveling merchants stopped for the night at an abandoned old temple. Suddenly, a woman walked in from outside.

The merchants and scholars turned pale. A woman appearing in the wilderness in the dead of night could only be a mountain spirit or monster.

As everyone trembled in fear...

The woman suddenly pulled out a bald brush. "Scholar, want to buy a brush? Not 998, just 98. You won't lose out, and you won't get cheated."

Scholar: ...

Traveling merchant: ...

The ghost beneath her foot: ...

Do you have any manners?

3. Everyone in the world wanted to become an immortal: emperors and generals, scholars and writers, wandering heroes, peddlers and laborers... Who could resist seeking immortality and eternal life?

They'd heard that the chance to become an immortal lay in the hands of an ordinary blind beggar in front of a City God Temple. Find her and buy a treasure from her, and you could attain immortality... So the whole world was shaken, and people flocked from every direction, all searching for the blind beggar.

Sang Yu: Come on, come on, send me 50 and pick any piece of junk you like (not junk)... a golden finger.

P.S. Sister Sang is invincibly lucky. Every lottery draw gives her a legendary gold-tier prize. A hilarious, satisfying power fantasy.

Theme: Heaven is impartial and treats all things as straw dogs