I Can Call for Backup Online (Primordial World)

1. Tang Shu stayed up all night reading a prehistoric fanfic so overflowing with Mary Sue energy it practically spilled off the screen.

Di Jun and Taiyi turned against each other over the heroine, and the Demon Court fell apart.

Nuwa grew jealous and hateful, framed the heroine, and was struck down by Fuxi. Her soul was eternally imprisoned on Mount Buzhou.

The lunar goddess Wangshu became obsessed with jealousy and insulted the heroine, so Di Jun confined her to the Lunar Star, where she could not leave except during a great tribulation.

The Three Pure Ones grew estranged from one another over the heroine, triggering the Investiture of the Gods tribulation.

After finishing the book, Tang Shu was kicked by the Dao Ancestor into this Mary Sue version of the prehistoric world to fix its bugs.

Armed with the Dao Ancestor's gift, the acquired spiritual treasure Summoning System, Tang Shu decided that if she couldn't win, she'd call for backup.

And so the Mary Sue prehistoric world turned into a prehistoric battlefield...

Fuxi, the overprotective brother: "This is outrageous! Who dares suppress my sister? I'll destroy their soul!"

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven: "Just you wait. This old Sun will storm the Demon Court and become its Heavenly Emperor himself!"

Yang Erlang: "Immortal, take me as your disciple!" (He bows down in surrender.)

Tang Shu: "Wait, how did this rookie who hasn't even started cultivating get mixed up in this?"

2. Tang Shu accidentally summoned Yang Erlang while he was still a rookie. To get on his good side, she showered him with pills and magical treasures, calling him Erlang at every turn and flattering him with just the right amount of subtlety. At last, she managed to send Yang the Rookie Erlang off in high spirits.

But before long, she summoned Yang Erlang again. This time, he was the True Lord of Manifest Holiness. Tang Shu attended to him hand and foot, calling him True Lord at every turn and flattering him with impeccable style.

Yang Erlang, the True Lord of Manifest Holiness, smiled knowingly. "Yesterday it was Erlang, and today it's True Lord?"

Tang Shu thought she'd been too familiar and taken liberties with him. Now the real deal had come to her door, and she was so scared her heart trembled, afraid the True Lord would crush her with one hand.

Instead, Yang Erlang patted her head. "Good. Call me Erlang."

Tang Shu: "Meow meow meow... This isn't how the script is supposed to go!"

P.S.

1. The Mary Sue version is a low-dimensional prehistoric world. Everyone she summons is a projection of their higher-plane original selves, and characters from other worlds may show up too.

2. The male lead is Yang Erlang of Guanjiangkou.

3. This is a chaotic take on the prehistoric world, with countless original alterations. Read at your own risk if that bothers you.

4. Synopsis dated September 10, 2021.

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