The Tough Dimwit Transmigrates into a Book as a Silly Beauty

[Blurb]

Xu Song'an is a bit of a dummy, stubbornly set in his ways and never listening to advice.

There's a novel with a designated bottom who shares his name. Pretty and stupid, he can even bear children. Though he's a prince, his father doesn't love him and his mother doesn't care for him. He even has to beg his older brother for a bite to eat.

The second prince turns evil, causing trouble everywhere. Thinking himself clever, he schemes among powerful political players. Just as he gloats over becoming emperor, they drag him down and make him their plaything, leaving him with no day or night of peace.

Xu Song'an is transported into the body of this foolish second prince. His response? "Can't I just not become emperor?"

But then he thinks of all the steamy bed scenes in the book between the second prince and the men around him: his unsmiling, inscrutable rival, the general; his older brother, who has put him in mortal danger several times only to let him go; and his sunny, warm, but devious childhood friend and study companion.

Xu Song'an: "I'll do it. I absolutely have to become emperor! I'll do whatever it takes!"

But why am I even more stupid than the original?

The general: "In this situation, Your Highness should XXXX."

Xu Song'an: "Oh? Are you telling me what to do?"

Older brother: "Little brother, actually, that Taoist priest and I XXXX."

Xu Song'an: "No need to explain. I know. You got out of my bed and went straight to his. I get it."

Childhood friend: "Xiao An, I was drunk that day. Did we XXXX?"

Xu Song'an: "That really hurt. Send me a thousand and I'll show you what I'm capable of."

[Pretty, foolish, spoiled bottom x scheming, domineering top who takes what he wants]

This is the story of an idiot who climbs his way up, refuses to listen to advice, and ends up thoroughly devoured.

Both leads are virgins, one-on-one romance, melodrama, pregnancy, sweet romance, and political scheming for beginners. The bottom is not the emperor's biological son. The author's intelligence is questionable.

Theme: A wonderful life doesn't stop at what's right beneath your feet