Stop Eating Me Already!

[Childish version]

Yin Xun is a little mushroom, a gloomy little mushroom.

He absorbed enough spiritual energy from heaven and earth to grow a huge mushroom mouth and little mushroom feet.

Humans have always eaten mushrooms, but now it's finally the mushrooms' turn to eat humans! Hahahahaha! This time, he swears to avenge his good friend who was eaten by humans!

What's this? A human collapsed on the ground. Chomp, chomp, chomp.

Huh? Why can't he bite through? Why isn't his huge mushroom mouth working?

Huh? Why hasn't he even managed to peel off a layer of human skin, while he's already turned into that human himself? How strange.

Yin Xun doesn't intend to think too hard about it. He's a gloomy little mushroom, and little mushrooms don't need to think!

But what's with this human?

Why is he calling him his younger brother's husband? So strange. Eugh.

Whatever. Humans are all weird like this. But now his teeth are sharp, so he's going to chomp, chomp, chomp! Bite those humans to death! Hahahaha!

Wait, help! Why can't he turn back into a mushroom?

Help! The human he bit, the one who called him his younger brother's husband, is still alive, and says he's going to eat him!

Help! He was wrong!

Waaah, humans are so scary!

Waaah, help! Please stop eating me! No more, no more!

Yin Xun: I've learned my lesson. Please let me go. (Weeping bitterly.jpg)

P.S.

1. A brainless, fluffy romance, set in a world where same-sex marriage is legal.

2. Side couple: younger brother (shou) x the real brother-in-law (gong)

Theme: The sea embraces all rivers; greatness comes from tolerance.