[Main story complete]
Gu Moyu transmigrates by accident. He opens his eyes on a battlefield in the middle of a slaughter, just as a huge blade is about to come down on him. Suddenly, the Pinduoduo System speaks:
[Ding--]
[Pinduoduo System successfully bound]
[Congratulations, Host! You have received one "Ticket Home." Invite friends to help and you can cash it out.]
It's a golden finger!
Pinduoduo: Even six hundred thousand people can't slash me to death!
Waaah, but even six hundred thousand people can't slash their way to a single "Ticket Home"!
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Later, everyone on the Qingzhou Continent knows that Great Qing has a monster who can't be killed. He won't fight back until you've hit him twice. So a rule spreads across the battlefield: if you strike the first blow and realize something's wrong, run!
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Later still, "civilized" armies from beyond the borders invade. Unprecedented weapons appear on the battlefield. Everyone flees in panic, but Gu Moyu single-handedly slaughters countless enemies and successfully protects Qingzhou.
Afterward, a saying spreads across the Qingzhou Continent: the guardian general of Great Qing is an immortal descended to earth, protecting the vast land of Qingzhou.
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Gu Moyu: You might not believe me, but I honestly just want to go home.
[Plants vs. Gourds: An Absurd Little Skit]
With enemy troops pressing in, Gu Moyu whips out a giant Peashooter to hold the line, then brings out a Tall-nut to defend the city, and scatters a huge patch of seaweed into the moat.
The Peashooter swings its giant green head like a wrecking ball and dances wildly--no, not the viral dance, it fires blades like crazy to drive back the enemy. The Tall-nut blocks the city gate and keeps them out. The seaweed swims through the water, sweeping up every gourd that tries to get near it.
Land battles, sea battles: all the plants activate, activate, activate, and then there's this!
After the battle, Gu Moyu folds his hands like a devout believer and praises the Peashooter: Oh, great god of plants! Amen!
Reading Guide:
1. Set in an imaginary ancient world, with a mountain of original worldbuilding. The story is both over-the-top and absurd (not really).
2. Plot-driven, not a pure face-slapping power fantasy. It's more of a silly comedy. The male lead is allergic to romance: an over-the-top young man who seems ordinary but secretly has a System and can tell fortunes.
3. This story could also be called Gu Moyu's Journey Home or Plants vs. Gourds.
4. Pinduoduo: Six hundred thousand people can't even slash the price of a phone to zero. Do you think the male lead can slash the price of a ticket home? [Insert doge meme here]
Theme: Never forget your hometown, and face hardship bravely.
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The subject matter is quite novel, but the focus is wrong. The first half of the book is about "using plants to defeat the enemy in various ways" which is a fun point. Readers who can be attracted by this fun point will not want to see the protagonist raising a little girl! Now the main line is "go home? + Help the prince fight for power" which is relatively clear, but I feel that the protagonist's emotional expression is not in place, he does not feel the urgency to go home, and the reason for helping the prince fight for power is also perfunctory. All in all, the character creation is not very good, the protagonist's emotions cannot be expressed, and an unlikable little girl character was written.
Could this girl be a guest appearance by the author? Feeling very strange
After the little girl appeared, I felt that it was not handled well and it felt inexplicable. The author wanted to add a little warmth element but also the description of the little girl's character and the interaction with the protagonist. It doesn't feel like it's integrated into the article, it's a bit abrupt.
No, the plot is incoherent! Let Gao Nuts change his expression earlier. You can also say that Nuts are soft-hearted and don't want to see children cry! But what about here? Not being able to cry and being scared are two different things! The same goes for the previous one. What is the reason that makes Sunflower and Peashooter like them immediately after seeing them?! Just because of the pups?! But the fear behind him is different! The Peashooter can spray angrily against hundreds of thousands of enemy troops! To say he is afraid of a five-year-old cub, I disagree!
Why add this little girl character...
Come on, madam! You are smiling, it means that you are really popular, madam.
Every time I see the name of the protagonist, I can't help but want to start fishing. When I think about it carefully, I have already taken out my phone and opened the novel. Aren't I already fishing?
With just one final boost, you can harvest—— "When I woke up, my school exploded" (Danmei Metaphysics Unlimited Streaming) [Irregular text] As a roll king, Huang Qijiu worked very hard to roll up the people around him: He created a social fear persona so as to avoid the reduction of study time caused by too much socializing. During class, he actively raised his hands and scored like crazy, which was said to be a better way to fish for his roommates. In the dormitory, he studied like crazy. Because his roommate's computer was broken, he even lent his computer to his roommate. He said he couldn't bear to see his roommate's game crash because of his equipment. Although he sensed that something was wrong with this school, he still scrolled crazily. Until one day, he woke up and found that the school had been bombed... There have been frequent supernatural incidents at Qingcheng University recently. As the 388th generation descendant of the Tianshi family and a member of the Ninth Supernatural Management Bureau, Bai Yichen received instructions from his superiors and was ordered to go to Qingcheng University to investigate. For this reason, his superiors assigned him the status of a freshman. Then, he met a roommate who was very kind to him. The roommate was very reserved, but was afraid that the teacher would call him on him for fishing (looking for strange things in the classroom), and he overcame his social fear and raised his hand to answer questions. His computer suddenly broke down while he was playing games (actually holding a video conference with colleagues), and his roommate lent him his favorite computer. My roommate is really nice, and he is the only one who is so nice to me. Bai Yichen was very confused. Does his roommate like him? Should he respond? But as a descendant of the Heavenly Master, can he really fall in love with ordinary people? His parents don't know how to beat up mandarin ducks, right? Before he could figure out a result, the school exploded... Great, the weirdness is beyond the limit, and the school is overwhelmed. Now he doesn't have to work hard to find out the weirdness hidden in the school, because the school is full of weirdness! [Main copy] (A fragmented copy, because the school was bombed, pick up some fragments and take a look) [Niu Ma Poetry Society] The world is uncertain before the exam, and you and I are both dark horses. After the exam, the world has been decided, and you and I are both cows and horses. Niu Ma Poetry Society welcomes you. [Weird Debate Team] Weird debate team, if you have a mouth, come and join! [Canteen] Employee rules must be followed and photography is prohibited. [Dormitory] I dropped my key, did you see my key? [Teaching Building] Please attend classes in an orderly manner according to the class schedule. ① Today in ancient literature, flowers are not flowers and fog is not fog. What is the next sentence? ② Today's psychology class, who can answer what Pavlov's dog is? ③Today, let's talk about modern and contemporary Chinese literature. What does "cannibalism" in Diary of a Madman refer to? The scheming King Juan is so short of money that he goes crazy and is subject to × self-guided cool brother Tianshi's successor attack There is also a pre-collection, Danmei cookies: "The flower of the high mountain, but the goods are wrong"
Mirror, Mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful man in the world (wrong)
The side effect won't be that when you call a friend, the person who answers the phone is someone from this ancient world.