Green and White Hair

My name is Nan Jing Yunchu. I got hit by a car and died on my way to buy half-price chips, then transmigrated and met a System.

The System was right there, reciting a contract.

After listening for fifteen minutes, I dug at my ear.

Me: So, you're saying...

Me: We're the Green Hat Team, dedicated to love and Hulunbuir-sized green hats, running around just to put green hats on all these people?

System: Nonono! Unlike those conventional, flashy sluts, we're a green-hat team with professional ethics!

Me: Oh?

System: I mean, stealing someone's partner to become their mistress is pretty classless, no matter how you look at it, right?

Me: So...

System: So!!

The System's voice grew impassioned: Our Hulunbuir Green Hat Team only does one thing: help people put green hats on themselves!

Me: ...

System: Here's the deal. See all those white-haired people in the projection? They're our targets. Our goal is simple: first become their girlfriends, then cheat on them with ourselves. Doesn't that get the job done while staying classy?

System: What do you think, darling?

Me: I think...

With a whoosh, before I could finish speaking, a flash of white light appeared before me, and the scene changed.

I was straddling one of the targets, a white-haired boy with blue eyes and a cold expression. A "bu"-shaped ripple of sound came out of my mouth, and I heard the System apologizing in my ear: "My mistake. I accidentally slipped. Oh dear, how did my hand just move on its own? You believe me, right?"

Great.

Pretty damn nice.

I looked down at the white-haired boy staring at me like I was the world's biggest idiot. After holding his gaze for a long moment, I decided to let go and be a pervert.

*Tentative white-haired characters: Gojo Satoru, Killua, Norman, Gin, Nagi Seishiro. May cut some, lol.

Theme: We're a very classy bunch