I’m a dirt-poor, born-and-raised resident of the Trash District.
Simple-minded, sweet-looking, skilled at theft, and a little lustful.
Until I was seventeen, my life plan was: rob people, ravish them, and enjoy half a lifetime of happiness, then go to prison with honor and live out my golden years in comfort.
Then I got hit in the face with a billion at seventeen, and realized how narrow my horizons had been.
The world is so big, and there are so many male models. How could I have only wanted to sit in prison and eat, settling for just half a lifetime of happiness?
How narrow-minded! So narrow-minded!!
What should I do now?
Spend money, show off, and find male models!
Bring home the duck-world’s top seller, with long rabbit ears, after he’s seized by force!
Spend a fortune to win the auction for the demon twins everyone at the auction house hates!
Knock out and bring home the genius swordsman who was drugged and ambushed in the arena!
The displaced priest, the celibate heir of a family renowned for etiquette, the merfolk, elves, and catfolk at the Nonhuman Club… I’m bringing them all home!
My household is huge, my wealth immense, and my heart generous enough to fit a dozen pretty boys!
But happiness is better when shared, so I’m going to build the most dazzling showcase of male beauty: sweep up every nonhuman male model from the top-ranked club, and collect emotional companions of every type, from mad dogs and ghostly men to pure-hearted, chaste, and tsundere boys. Here, every woman’s loneliness and longing will find an answer!
Short version:
[A feel-good, everyday story about getting rich, flaunting your wealth and power, having fun, collecting handsome men, and occasionally getting caught in a love rivalry. Lots of guys, each delicious in his own way~]
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Here’s a sweet Western Fantasy story I’m planning~
Title: Long-Lived One and Little Troublemaker
Synopsis:
Mina has been the troublemaker of Snowflake Town ever since she was little.
She could wield a sword at one, stab a thug at two, and beat up the mayor at three. From north to south, her wicked reputation was legendary.
At three and a half, having conquered every kid in town, she stood proudly in the park’s muddy field and saw the prettiest big brother she had ever laid eyes on.
Her heart pounded.
Blushing, Mina wrapped her arms around his leg and shouted, “Pretty big brother, when I grow up, I’m going to marry you!”
But the big brother was acting so strangely. He covered his face, trembling all over, and even shed tears.
Then he pointed a strange black box at her and took a picture, saying, “I’ll show this to you when you’re older.”
Mina grinned and flashed a peace sign, cleverly figuring it out: “This must be our wedding anniversary photo for the future, right?”
The pretty big brother laughed uproariously, tears of emotion springing from his eyes. “That’s right.”
When Mina was six, the Demon King appeared.
Mina vowed to become the hero who would save the world.
She went to school to learn magic, gathered an elf archer, a merfolk mage, a shield-bearing knight, and the pretty big brother who could heal, and set off on her journey to slay the Demon King.
Every time they reached a town and solved a major problem, she announced to the world that the pretty big brother was the person she would marry someday.
The pretty big brother was delighted.
He not only recorded everything she did, but also told her stories at night and tucked her in.
Mina loved her big brother most of all~
Fifteen years later.
Mina’s memories of her past life came flooding back like a bolt from the blue.
The long-lived one bragged about always keeping his looks at their peak, said he had raised her with great difficulty, then pulled out a stack of embarrassing evidence and reminisced, “You were so cute when you cried and begged to marry me as a kid.” Mina blasted him with a forbidden spell. “Get lost!!”
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A thousand years ago, a long-lived one made a human friend.
His friend was the chosen one of the world’s destiny. Whenever the Demon King appeared, he would be reborn, tasked with saving humanity, then slay the Demon King and die a hundred short years later.
When his friend was reborn for the first time, he was only a spectator.
He watched as she lost her home, struggled onward through hardship, found companions and lost them, then slew the Demon King in despair and fury before dying.
When his friend was reborn for the second time, he somehow became her companion.
He followed her through every obstacle, experiencing her courage up close (getting into trouble), her optimism (getting caught after causing trouble and thinking it was no big deal), meals that could send you to hell, and clothes that fell apart after one wash.
And so they went from strangers to companions, then to friends who shared everything, until she grew old and was laid to rest amid the mourners, leaving him behind forever.
…
A human life is so short.
There were still so many things we promised to do together, yet she left me all alone.
…
If heroes appear to destroy the Demon King, then if I become the Demon King, will my friend’s third life last a little longer?
…
He became the Demon King.
The Demon King belongs to the hero.
# A sweet everyday story of a long-lived one raising a child, going on adventures, and falling in love
# The leads are the strongest in the world~ No schemes, no deep-seated vendettas
Theme: Everyday life after getting rich
ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟDelicious!
Wow, is this what the Cowherd does? 🤩
It's quite reasonable. The bed at home is relatively hard. I can't sleep well on the soft hotel bed, and the pillows are too soft.
Seen as confidence hahaha
Take my xp by force 😏
Hahaha, isn't this a kind of life like a cow and a horse? [Caigou]
Hahaha, I was shocked [caigou]
What kind of sacks, collars, restraints, etc. Are all welcome.
Dig it here, dig it here, to benefit the sisters
Aotian has already appeared, will Emperor Ruyan be missing? 😏