The Widow's Secret

●"Today's Good Luck" will be released in January, the copy is as follows, please collect it qaq ●Tweet the column to receive "Unconventional Love Teaching" in advance, which is dog training literature~ Xu Zhao is a social otaku who is as gloomy as a moist waterweed growing on the bottom of the sea. "The Widow" is a messy-looking monster on the bottom of the sea. One day, he smelled the scent of a beast and had a love encounter. Because of his racial characteristics, he has a pouch like a male seahorse. One day, Xu Zhao found that a weak, beautiful and pitiful widow had moved in across from him. He also heard that he was abandoned by her husband just after she became pregnant... Xu Zhao: "He doesn't know anything, so he asked me for help." "He brought me cakes and refused the advances of the handsome dentist downstairs." "The pastries have a fishy smell and the taste is very strange. I don't know when the handsome dentist downstairs moved... Also, he actually asked me if I like children..." "I seem to have fallen in love with him." The beautiful widow once again asked Xu Zhao to help him clear the sewer. He also said that there were too many things in the refrigerator to handle, and the water outlet of the washing machine was also blocked. Xu Zhao found some strangely fishy minced meat in the sewer and helped him dispose of the contents of the refrigerator. He didn't quite understand why fish offal was also stuffed into the refrigerator. The washing machine also seemed to be bloody. The beautiful widow only said that he washed some fresh food in it that was not easy to handle. Later, the beautiful widow invited Xu Zhao to have dinner with him. He cooked a table of dishes and lit candles scented with roses. Under the warm yellow candlelight, his face looked seductive like a legendary siren. The lips were as red as stained with blood, and the neat teeth were extremely white and sharp. Xu Zhao decided to confess. 1. Ke system, foreign language. 2. It is vulgar widow seduction literature! ——————————Accepted in advance—————————— Copywriting of "Good Luck Today": Song Ling's parents died young, so he learned Ye Luzi's skills from his master Ye Luzi. However, his ability was not enough, and his eloquence came to make up for it. Someone said: "He catches ghosts and invites gods. He looks like an immortal descending to earth and killing the evil ghost with one sword. Even if he is worshiped by this immortal, it is very unusual..." Some people even said: "He looked for the dragon's cave, moved my grave and moved my coffin, which really helped me to get promoted step by step! Oh, but the fee is too high." Some people also said: "He is a clever strategist and knows everything. I have nothing to ask for. I spent all my wealth just asking him to help me solve my troubles. I didn't expect that he would actually take it all..." No matter what the world said, Song Ling just smiled and handed a business card to every wealthy person he met. "It is said that life and death, wealth and honor are determined by heaven, but if you go against heaven and change your destiny, it is up to me." "As long as you give me money^ ^" Until one day, when he took a big deal and almost lost his life, he lied to a powerful man and said that she was his destined wife. He pressed the man to sincerely confess that he regretted that he was looking forward to the next life in this life. He kissed the man's lips pitifully with wet eyelashes, and then successfully spit out blood from the man's mouth before fainting. Song Ling lay down for three days before waking up, and then learned good news and bad news. The good news is: he was indeed rescued, with no missing arms or legs. The bad news is: the man not only believed what he said, but also introduced him to everyone he knew - he heard the man say seriously and formally: "Hello, this is my wife." "Hello." "This is my wife." Song Ling: "?" Fake celestial masters and sects full of bad words and bad words × stupid mouths and stupid brains, they just "do it" if they have the real ability. 1. Husband and wife stall, fishy and spicy, eaten everywhere! 2. All Taoist priests, ghosts, spells, spells and other contents involved in the article refer to some Taoist books and folk customs, please do not go into details. Purpose: We must live strong in the face of difficulties.