Handbook of Exotic Cooking Techniques

[Other articles by Tui Ju in the front row] ●"Today Is There" Chinese-style counterattack, the magic stick is attacked by the "more than three meters" ghost bride Copywriting of this article: Lin Jing inherited an inheritance from a distant uncle whom he had never met. The inheritance mainly consisted of a small amount of cash, a two-bedroom apartment in an old residential area, and a set of furniture that came with the house that was decaying at an absurd speed. His uncle died in the house of unknown causes, but he didn't mind. Because of poverty. He quit his small rental house and moved in. Even though the walls of that house were covered with countless gray mold spots, he thought it was normal. After all, the pipes upstairs often leaked. Those old electrical appliances with oxidized and yellowed shells made strange noises. He didn't think it was a surprise. After all, they had been used for more than ten years and were dying. As for the moving green slime molds crawling on the corner of the closet table, that... Well, there was something wrong with them, but he thought he could live with it. Poor Lin Jing settled in this slightly weird house. Until one day, when he opened the old refrigerator, he suddenly found a pile of slowly deforming "butter" inside that looked like it was about to melt. Lin Jing stared at the "butter" seriously for ten seconds, swallowed his saliva and said, "I want to make butter-fried potatoes." "Can you eat it?" 1. Overhead, restraint, and many private facilities. 2. Be fascinated by great beauties. The author is a local dog, so this is fine. 3. Attack is a very new type of attack. ——————————Serial—————————— Copywriting of "Non-Artificial Objects": Su Ling, who was exiled to the garbage planet, found a perfect partner. Although the companion is an abandoned companion robot he picked up from the trash. His partner is not equipped with any large-scale weapons of destruction, only a body with perfect proportions that conforms to human aesthetics - made of the latest bionic materials. His partner also did not store any dangerous content, only common books such as "Comprehensive Bed Positions", "Sex Toys Repair", "108 Tips for Soothing Your Partner" and "Delicious Home-cooked Meals to Make Lovers Feel the Taste of Home". Su Yan, who had been taking the nutrient solution for a year and six months, decided to fix it the moment he saw the recipe. He pulled out his own energy interface from his spine and connected it, and completed the binding operation without hesitation. …… The life of having a partner is happy and strange. Delicious food, comfortable massage, perfect bed experience... Except that his partner seems to be everywhere. Traces of his partner's presence can be found in the newly picked up mechanical puppy, the repaired aircraft, and even the smart home - his partner is watching him with a fanaticism beyond the program. Su Lian: "?" After seeing his partner violate the companion robot guidelines for the third time, Su Lian finally decided to conduct a complete overhaul of its program. Operation Diary [Wife Observation Diary] Already connected to the Internet Synchronized with the interstellar calendar, the awakening time is 3028 in the imperial calendar, December 12, 18:52. Scanning... The energy is low... The energy is being replenished and a human is found. He is so beautiful, his energy interface is silver, he and I have completed the docking... [Love] [Rose] This is our first time [Love] [Rose] Su Lian, who has not been on StarNet for more than a year: "???" "Have current companion robots developed to this extent?" 1. Probably an atypical person. 2. Some limbs have been mechanically modified. 3. Can the mechanical puppy also bark? ——————————Accepted in advance—————————— Copywriting of "Today You Are Afraid": After Chu Huan was severely beaten by society, he decided to inherit his father's legacy and return to his hometown to become a magician. Hmm... A half-assed master passed down from his family. There is nothing wrong with relocating graves, calling souls, and checking the Feng Shui days, but the unknown statue of an unknown god that has been enshrined in the family for who knows how long has started to undergo some weird changes since he came back. The tall body covered with patina suddenly gained a bright red color, and the rough carved coat had the texture of real cloth. Even the head seemed to be covered with a veil, and the facial features became unclear. Chu Huan was puzzled by the changes in the statue, until one day, when he returned home, he found that the statue suddenly moved from the base to his bed. The height of nearly four meters made the wooden bed scream pitifully. The layers of bright red wedding clothes and the hijab with exquisite tassels completely concealed "her" face, with only a pair of cold white hands placed obediently on her knees. That hand was so big that it seemed like you could wrap your fingers directly around his waist. Chu Huan suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out she is my wife." My golden finger (×) My wife (√) The arrogant and half-hearted man was attacked by the three-meter-long "Ghost Bride" 1. Chinese style restraint. All Taoist priests, ghosts, spells, spells, etc. Involved in the article refer to some Taoist books and folk customs. Please do not go into details. 2. The height is more than three meters when standing, not the butt is more than three meters, so the bed can fit qaq Purpose: We must live strong in the face of difficulties.