God's Descendant

[Other articles by Tui Ju in the front row] ●The serial "Today Is There" is a half-baked magician who is attacked by the "more than three meters" ghost bride. He is already very fat. ●Advance collection of "Unconventional Love Teaching" Dog Training Literature and "Debt Repaying Life" Please collect it~ The main content of this article is probably the weird daily life of a beautiful male mother who is pregnant with something unknown~ Jiang Ci is pregnant. Having suffered from nausea and vomiting for a whole week, he went to the hospital closest to home three days ago, and today, he finally received a notice from the hospital. It was a piece of light yellow paper that felt a bit like some kind of leather. There were no detection indicators on it, only a few vague twisting characters. He tried hard to identify them, but he could only barely make out three of them - three weeks of pregnancy. Jiang Ci was a little confused: "Doctor, I am a man." The doctor in front of him was wearing a tattered white coat, with black compound eyes and rolled-up straw-like mouthparts. The color of the mouthparts was like pork that had been frozen for a long time. He said: "Zizi... Yes, sir." Jiang Ci: "..." He decided to change to a larger hospital. Fortunately, another hospital told him that he just had a bad stomach. The day after he was misdiagnosed as pregnant, he discovered that someone had left a newly weaned puppy at his door, along with an incomprehensible love letter. Jiang Ci threw away the letter, but adopted the dog. As a result, within two days of raising the dog, he discovered that the puppy could change into another strange appearance and appear from any angle of existence. What's wrong? …… Thirty days later. Jiang Ci finally discovered something was wrong. He discovered that there was an egg in his stomach. That egg can still move, well, it can also call him... Mother. Jiang Ci: "I seem to be really pregnant." 1: Overhead, restrained, and many private settings. 2: Shou is a great beauty, a heartthrob, with many single arrows. She looks cold, but is actually full of "maternal love". 3: Gong appeared early in the morning, it was a sweet secret love (? 4: Gong is not that dog. ———————————————— Copywriting of "Today You Are Afraid": After Chu Huan was severely beaten by society, he decided to inherit his father's legacy and return to his hometown to become a magician. Hmm... A half-assed master passed down from his family. There is nothing wrong with relocating graves, calling souls, and checking the Feng Shui days, but the unknown statue of an unknown god that has been enshrined in the family for who knows how long has started to undergo some weird changes since he came back. The tall body covered with patina suddenly gained a bright red color, and the rough carved coat had the texture of real cloth. Even the head seemed to be covered with a veil, and the facial features became unclear. Chu Huan was puzzled by the changes in the statue, until one day, when he returned home, he found that the statue suddenly moved from the base to his bed. The height of nearly four meters made the wooden bed scream pitifully. The layers of bright red wedding clothes and the hijab with exquisite tassels completely concealed "her" face, with only a pair of cold white hands placed obediently on her knees. That hand was so big that it seemed like you could wrap your fingers directly around his waist. Chu Huan suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out she is my wife." My golden finger (×) My wife (√) The half-hearted and half-hearted god was attacked by the three-meter-long statue of the "Ghost Bride" 1. Chinese style restraint. All Taoist priests, ghosts, spells, spells, etc. Involved in the article refer to some Taoist books and folk customs. Please do not go into details. 2. The height is more than three meters when standing, not the butt is more than three meters, so the bed can fit qaq Purpose: We must live strong in the face of difficulties.