["Today You Are" has been opened, and it's already very fat!
[The article that pushed my wife down "The Male Mother Who Raises Monsters [Cthulhu]" by Murder Moon]
Su Ling, who was exiled to the garbage planet, found a perfect partner.
Although the companion is an abandoned companion robot he picked up from the trash.
His partner is not equipped with any large-scale weapons of destruction, only a body with perfect proportions that conforms to human aesthetics - made of the latest bionic materials.
His partner did not store any dangerous content, only common books such as "Comprehensive Bed Positions", "Sex Tools Maintenance", "108 Tips for Soothing Your Partner" and "Delicious Home-cooked Meals to Make Lovers Feel the Taste of Home".
Su Yan, who had been taking the nutrient solution for a year and six months, decided to fix it the moment he saw the recipe. He pulled out his own energy interface from his spine and connected it, and completed the binding operation without hesitation.
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The life of having a partner is happy and strange.
Delicious food, comfortable massage, perfect bed experience... Except that his partner seems to be everywhere.
Traces of his partner's presence can be found in the newly picked up mechanical puppy, the repaired aircraft, and even the smart home - his partner is watching him with a fanaticism beyond the program.
Su Lian: "?"
After seeing his partner violate the companion robot guidelines for the third time, Su Lian finally decided to conduct a complete overhaul of its program.
Operation Diary [Wife Observation Diary]
Already connected to the Internet
Synchronized with the interstellar calendar, the awakening time is 3028 in the imperial calendar, December 12, 18:52.
Scanning... The energy is low... The energy is being replenished and a human is found.
He is so beautiful, his energy interface is silver, he and I have completed the docking... [Love] [Rose] This is our first time [Love] [Rose]
Su Lian, who has not been on StarNet for more than a year: "???"
"Have current companion robots developed to this extent?"
1. Probably an atypical person.
2. Some limbs have been mechanically modified.
3. Can the mechanical puppy also bark?
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Copywriting of "Today You Are Afraid":
After Chu Huan was severely beaten by society, he decided to inherit his father's legacy and return to his hometown to become a magician.
Hmm... A half-assed master passed down from his family.
There is nothing wrong with relocating graves, calling souls, and checking the Feng Shui days, but the unknown statue of an unknown god that has been enshrined in the family for who knows how long has started to undergo some weird changes since he came back.
The tall body covered with patina suddenly gained a bright red color, and the rough carved coat had the texture of real cloth. Even the head seemed to be covered with a veil, and the facial features became unclear.
Chu Huan was puzzled by the changes in the statue, until one day, when he returned home, he found that the statue suddenly moved from the base to his bed.
The height of nearly four meters made the wooden bed scream pitifully. The layers of bright red wedding clothes and the hijab with exquisite tassels completely concealed "her" face, with only a pair of cold white hands placed obediently on her knees.
That hand was so big that it seemed like you could wrap your fingers directly around his waist.
Chu Huan suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out she is my wife."
My golden finger (×)
My wife (√)
The arrogant and half-hearted man was attacked by the three-meter-long "Ghost Bride"
1. Chinese style restraint. All Taoist priests, ghosts, spells, spells, etc. Involved in the article refer to some Taoist books and folk customs. Please do not go into details.
2. The height is more than three meters when standing, not the butt is more than three meters, so the bed can fit qaq
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Copywriting of "Unconventional Love Teaching":
Sui Yuchun, who graduated from graduate school, went home and opened a convenience store.
——Work as a part-time anchor.
He doesn't show his face and only sells his voice. His cold and sexy voice firmly secures him the top spot as the late-night male anchor.
During the day, the convenience store was leisurely and boring, until a sudden rainstorm came and a tall, wet man walked in.
The man's figure is already extremely oppressive, and his ruthless temperament can even make people ignore his equally excellent facial features.
He bought an umbrella and said to Sui Yuchun: "Your voice sounds like a person."
Sui Yuchun raised his eyebrows: "Really?"
Two months later.
A sexy man with his face covered suddenly appeared next to the anchor of a famous late-night live broadcast room.
The man was dressed in a neat black suit and had a good figure. His bulging chest stretched the suit into an attractive arc, but his eyes were extremely fierce, making him look like a Doberman with a bad temper.
Sui Yuchun's thin white fingers passed across the man's chest, then pulled the man's tie, and introduced in a low voice: "This is my new partner. From now on, the live broadcast room will start practical love teaching."
His tone was slightly elongated, sounding ambiguous and seductive, "Teaching content - how to make your husband obey you."
Fierce and violent, a 1.9 Meter tall Doberman attribute attack × indifferent field control "dog" master suffers
1. Engage in some "good dog literature".
2. Pure sweetness.
Purpose: We must live strong in the face of difficulties.