[Genshin Impact] I Ship the Emperor with Myself

* A notorious Rex Lapis hater x a devoted Rex Lapis fan

* A fluffy little romance with no major plot

* OOC

My name is Mu An, and I'm a scholar who graduated from the Akademiya.

Since returning to Liyue, I've often found myself reading some strange... light novels in my dreams?

I think that's what they're called.

I never knew my tears would turn into pearls, that I carried the blood of a mermaid, or that I could... have a baby.

I never knew that Zhongli, the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's consultant, was actually the human incarnation of Rex Lapis, and that he would fake his death before long.

Wait, what? Fake his death? Lord Rex Lapis, are you abandoning Liyue?

Honestly, reading these novels makes me so embarrassed, especially since some of the content is for adults only.

- Our Lord Rex Lapis would never keep his mouth shut, stubbornly drive away the person he loves, and end up regretting it too late!

- Our Lord Rex Lapis would never let someone successfully run off while pregnant, then still not realize years later that the child is his!

- Our Lord Rex Lapis would never use his status to take what he wants by force, then force me to do all sorts of things!

If Rex Lapis told me he liked me, I'd say yes without hesitation!

Rex Lapis/Zhongli: All right. I like you.

Mm-hm, mm-hm... Huh?!

Theme: Sincerity for sincerity