My Husband Is No Dark and Twisted Overpowered Hero

Eighteen years after transmigrating, Jiang Yu finally discovers that he's an early-death cannon-fodder character in a badly written novel.

He's the male lead's first love, a dark moonlight who makes him renounce love and lay waste to the world. He doesn't just play the male lead like a fiddle, he also torments him in body and spirit until he is barely recognizable.

In the end, he dies horribly, and every few years they dig him up to beat his corpse again.

Jiang Yu doesn't hesitate. He makes a run for it right then and there.

The Jiangnan region is lovely and good for your health, and the male lead won't conquer it until the very end, so it has to be safer than home.

As a happy slacker, he thinks spending his days eating, drinking, and reading stories is pure bliss!

Best of all, he meets someone here he wants to spend his life with. His lover is gentle and handsome, thoughtful despite being poor, and has completely spoiled him into a layabout.

As far as Jiang Yu is concerned, he's completely left the original plot behind. He's staying far away from the main storyline and the male lead, and planning to take his husband home to show him off to the family.

His husband is deeply moved and says he'll give him a surprise.

Full of anticipation, Jiang Yu learns his husband's true identity: the emperor, who has already unified the realm and is notorious for his ruthlessness.

Jiang Yu: !!!

It's over, it's over! He'll be skinned and dismembered, his corpse will be whipped every night, and he'll have to sleep in a freezing coffin every day!

Run!!!!!

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Running away isn't an option.

Jiang Yu hasn't even reached the city gate in the expensive carriage he bought when his husband catches him and brings him back.

"Didn't you say you were taking me home, baby? Why did you leave alone?"

Don't talk in that tone of voice!!!

You're going to scare me to death!!

Terrified, Jiang Yu throws himself into his husband's arms, then gets so scared he flips over.

Helian Xiao: ...

* Feudal ghost emperor top x cheerful slacker bottom / SC

* Fictional dynasty, with various customs and systems mixed together. Everything serves the romance, so please don't nitpick the historical details.

* The author has traditional tastes and firmly supports handsome tops and pretty bottoms. No switching, breaking up the couple, or self-insert fantasies.

Theme: Be honest with each other